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Old 01-18-2009, 08:59 PM   #1101
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kinky.....ur sooooo lucky!!!!!! -stares in awe- perfection
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Old 01-19-2009, 03:32 AM   #1102
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well i tend to flux alot.....so heres skinny me and chubby me lol
Cute... either way!!!!

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Old 01-19-2009, 08:17 AM   #1103
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Thank you... Yes I am very fortunate
lol i hate when im chubby...which is good cause seems most of the bhm on here prefer their women skinny lol

and seriously....damn.... *bows* way to go girl....
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Old 01-19-2009, 08:26 AM   #1104
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Old 01-19-2009, 08:27 AM   #1105
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well i tend to flux alot.....so heres skinny me and chubby me lol

Reminds me of myself.. But you are sitting, so it's not accurate missy.
Many get that pudgy look when sitting.

Nice boobies.
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Old 01-19-2009, 02:43 PM   #1106
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kinky.....ur sooooo lucky!!!!!! -stares in awe- perfection
Thank you thank you But I am the lucky one, thought that was an established fact.lol. I got the girl of my dreams
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Old 01-19-2009, 02:53 PM   #1107
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lol i hate when im chubby...which is good cause seems most of the bhm on here prefer their women skinny lol

and seriously....damn.... *bows* way to go girl....
As a BHM myself, I'll speak up for the many of us who truly prefer bbws and ssbbws! Sure sometimes the "logistics" can be a challenge, but heck - working those out is nothing but fun, right?! And you just can't argue that all that soft, luscious flesh, coming together is just so ..... OMG there's NOTHING more sensual, is there?
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Old 01-19-2009, 02:57 PM   #1108
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lol i hate when im chubby...which is good cause seems most of the bhm on here prefer their women skinny lol
ummm... Yeah.

that's a pretty touchy subject around here, m'dear.
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Old 01-19-2009, 04:15 PM   #1109
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ummm... Yeah.

that's a pretty touchy subject around here, m'dear.
i was generalizing from another thread where many bhm were stating they liked the contrast....and i consider a wide range of things skinny....which looking at you you fall into...i meant no offense :P
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Old 01-19-2009, 04:44 PM   #1110
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In an effort to get the ladies into a more calm mood...some hastily taken belly pictures, along with the only villain that has ever come between myself and a woman...no , not the cat.


My belly, my 'Half-a-Cat' (My sister's cat, visiting on an extended stay from Paris,France...Grismene by name, it means Gloomy), and Vlad, the Flagship of my trio of very rare Washburn RS-8Vs...


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Old 01-19-2009, 04:48 PM   #1111
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OK, not a belly, but a more clear shot of my beautiful Vladamiir von Shredd...


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Old 01-19-2009, 04:49 PM   #1112
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Old 01-19-2009, 04:51 PM   #1113
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In an effort to get the ladies into a more calm mood...some hastily taken belly pictures, along with the only villain that has ever come between myself and a woman...no , not the cat.


My belly, my 'Half-a-Cat' (My sister's cat, visiting on an extended stay from Paris,France...Grismene by name, it means Gloomy), and Vlad, the Flagship of my trio of very rare Washburn RS-8Vs...


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Old 01-19-2009, 04:54 PM   #1114
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In an effort to get the ladies into a more calm mood...some hastily taken belly pictures, along with the only villain that has ever come between myself and a woman...no , not the cat.


My belly, my 'Half-a-Cat' (My sister's cat, visiting on an extended stay from Paris,France...Grismene by name, it means Gloomy), and Vlad, the Flagship of my trio of very rare Washburn RS-8Vs...


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mmmmmmmmmmmm your belly is adorable. and so is the kitty....im a freak for animals. lol and awesome gutiar....serenade me sometime with some killer riffs babe :P
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Old 01-19-2009, 05:09 PM   #1115
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Exactly what I was thinking.


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Old 01-19-2009, 05:16 PM   #1116
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Haha. I just got a strange flashback from work, from a few years ago.

It was some Trance/House night, and this gorgeous german girl was really flirting up a storm with me, ignoring my skinny and/or handsome friend Shawn (Also a bartender). She motioned for me to lean over the wait-station (That low area that most bars have) and said' I want you to visit my hotel, no? I want to explore your Erotic Layer...while she was toying with my belly under my shirt.
I was confused, thought that she was just messing with me, etc...said 'Sure, I get off at 4am.'
She had a male friend there too, who also was a little more friendly than my tastes run (As in, I like girls). They were giggling and speaking in German, and I know they were talking about my belly...

I didn't go off with them, as I was working later than they stayed, and who knows what strange things they were planning, but it is a sudden and hilarious memory.
Shawn still sometimes leans in, rubs my belly and says (In a horrible German accent) 'Ohh, Erotic Layer...Das Gut, Ya?'


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Old 01-19-2009, 05:19 PM   #1117
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Haha. I just got a strange flashback from work, from a few years ago.

It was some Trance/House night, and this gorgeous german girl was really flirting up a storm with me, ignoring my skinny and/or handsome friend Shawn (Also a bartender). She motioned for me to lean over the wait-station (That low area that most bars have) and said' I want you to visit my hotel, no? I want to explore your Erotic Layer...while she was toying with my belly under my shirt.
I was confused, thought that she was just messing with me, etc...said 'Sure, I get off at 4am.'
She had a male friend there too, who also was a little more friendly than my tastes run (As in, I like girls). They were giggling and speaking in German, and I know they were talking about my belly...

I didn't go off with them, as I was working later than they stayed, and who knows what strange things they were planning, but it is a sudden and hilarious memory.
Shawn still sometimes leans in, rubs my belly and says (In a horrible German accent) 'Ohh, Erotic Layer...Das Gut, Ya?'


Hehehe


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omg too funny lol thats so cute....i wanna pat ur "erotic layer" lol
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Old 01-19-2009, 05:21 PM   #1118
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Haha. I just got a strange flashback from work, from a few years ago.

It was some Trance/House night, and this gorgeous german girl was really flirting up a storm with me, ignoring my skinny and/or handsome friend Shawn (Also a bartender). She motioned for me to lean over the wait-station (That low area that most bars have) and said' I want you to visit my hotel, no? I want to explore your Erotic Layer...while she was toying with my belly under my shirt.
I was confused, thought that she was just messing with me, etc...said 'Sure, I get off at 4am.'
She had a male friend there too, who also was a little more friendly than my tastes run (As in, I like girls). They were giggling and speaking in German, and I know they were talking about my belly...

I didn't go off with them, as I was working later than they stayed, and who knows what strange things they were planning, but it is a sudden and hilarious memory.
Shawn still sometimes leans in, rubs my belly and says (In a horrible German accent) 'Ohh, Erotic Layer...Das Gut, Ya?'


Hehehe


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Haha, I seriously envisioned that and laughed out loud. Though,the jealous streak in me is glad she didn't get some of you.
Perhaps a British accent might sway you. I mean, it's just a guess...
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Old 01-19-2009, 05:31 PM   #1119
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Haha, I seriously envisioned that and laughed out loud. Though,the jealous streak in me is glad she didn't get some of you.
Perhaps a British accent might sway you. I mean, it's just a guess...
hey the virgin on the board can ask for sex in 10 different languages!!!!!
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hey the virgin on the board can ask for sex in 10 different languages!!!!!
LOL. I was a naughty virgin too.
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Old 01-19-2009, 05:52 PM   #1121
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Ladies, ladies,ladies...don't argue, don't fight.

You can settle this the Civilized way...with Lesbian Sex...'

I actually got to use that on 2 female friends, as they were arguing.
They both punched me rather hard as they laughed and screamed 'No you didn't!', but it was worth the humor.


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Old 01-19-2009, 05:53 PM   #1122
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omg too funny lol thats so cute....i wanna pat ur "erotic layer" lol
Whatever happened to me being too old?

Ha...

When it happened, I had just seen Super Troopers, and there's a creepy German couple in there as well



Trooper:'Who wants a mustache ride???'

German Girl:' Me!'
German Guy: 'Ooh, and Me!!'


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Old 01-19-2009, 06:05 PM   #1123
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Pfft.. "I'm a lover, not a fighter."

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Old 01-19-2009, 06:08 PM   #1124
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im both....guess im a future dominatrix lol
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