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Old 02-21-2010, 02:12 PM   #151
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Been reading this forum for a little while thought I'd join, everyone seems pretty friendly.

Anyway, I'm 6'5" about 425. BHM living in Surrey, BC and working downtown Vancouver and enjoying the Olympics.

I uploaded one photo to my profile.
Welcome! I'm from Vancouver and the Olympic fever is crazy!
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Old 02-22-2010, 04:37 AM   #152
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This may not be a dating site, but it's a better dating site than most dating sites.

Anyway, this was taken with a camcorder on 2/19/10. I've been trying for a LONG time to get a picture without such shitty resolution, but this one is at least close to how I actually look.

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Old 02-22-2010, 04:52 PM   #153
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Hi all,

Some of you will recognise my name from FF - I know a lot of people here are also on there. I haven't left FF, but I just fancied trying somewhere new! So here I am!

I'm (obviously) a BHM, I love my food! I also like larger ladies to, so I guess i've come to the right place!

Anyway's i'm sure i'll get to know you all soon, theres so much on the forums here, its hard to know where to start!

Heres a couple of pics so you know i'm an actual person!
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Old 02-22-2010, 10:50 PM   #154
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Anyway, this was taken with a camcorder on 2/19/10. I've been trying for a LONG time to get a picture without such shitty resolution, but this one is at least close to how I actually look.

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Old 02-28-2010, 04:25 PM   #155
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Hallo hallo!
I just joined. I figured, eh, instead of just lurking as guest, I might as well be honest with myself and say that this sounds like the best place to be.
I'm ZoŽ (don't worry if you don't feel like typing the dots, I usually won't)
Ehhh, I'm 18, 5'7'', 115, student in Fine Arts, living just outside of Montreal, hating the winter, loving the big men around (although they're always so bundled up against the cold, it's leaving a little too much to the imagination, tsk. Oh well, summer soon). I was always attracted to bigger guys, but figured it was more a question of proximity, as most of my friends just happened to be bigger. However, my boyfriend, who I started dating when he was 170, shot up to 250 in the year we were together, and well, WOAH O_O I usually keep this amazement to myself, but starting hinting at it that I don't *mind* his new weight and it'd be *okay* if he kept it on. (Meaning, "You are so freaking hot, how about another 50 pounds to really make me crazy?") He's not getting it. Ah well.
But in other news... I've lost my train of thought. But I'm very much looking forwards to meeting everyone and talking. I was very much amazed to learn that there was a huge community of the same likes as me (Yes, I do live under a rock, why do you ask?) and well, yes. Much obliged to everyone!
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Old 02-28-2010, 04:30 PM   #156
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I just joined. I figured, eh, instead of just lurking as guest, I might as well be honest with myself and say that this sounds like the best place to be.
I'm ZoŽ (don't worry if you don't feel like typing the dots, I usually won't)
Ehhh, I'm 18, 5'7'', 115, student in Fine Arts, living just outside of Montreal, hating the winter, loving the big men around (although they're always so bundled up against the cold, it's leaving a little too much to the imagination, tsk. Oh well, summer soon). I was always attracted to bigger guys, but figured it was more a question of proximity, as most of my friends just happened to be bigger. However, my boyfriend, who I started dating when he was 170, shot up to 250 in the year we were together, and well, WOAH O_O I usually keep this amazement to myself, but starting hinting at it that I don't *mind* his new weight and it'd be *okay* if he kept it on. (Meaning, "You are so freaking hot, how about another 50 pounds to really make me crazy?") He's not getting it. Ah well.
But in other news... I've lost my train of thought. But I'm very much looking forwards to meeting everyone and talking. I was very much amazed to learn that there was a huge community of the same likes as me (Yes, I do live under a rock, why do you ask?) and well, yes. Much obliged to everyone!
Super Old pic for reference, I'll eventually take a new one. I got new glasses, and about mid-lentch hair.
Hey ZoŽ (umlauts courtesy of copy-paste )!

Welcome to the board. You sound awesome
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Old 02-28-2010, 05:16 PM   #157
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Old 02-28-2010, 05:48 PM   #158
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Hello,
I'm Janis and I love big cuddly guys, and appriciate guys that like big cuddly girls (which is me). (BHM that don't prefer bbw, shouldn't feel guilty though : you like what you like, just, you know, don't go around wearing "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt, or crap of that nature.) I am engaged to a beautiful BHM who I'm completely mad about, but I can appriciate a big soft belly or broad shoulders anytime, right?
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Old 02-28-2010, 07:34 PM   #159
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Old 03-01-2010, 03:16 AM   #160
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Hi all, I'm Bearsy(Darien in real life)
I live in Buffalo NY.
I love my city. Contrary to popular belief, it's an amazing place to live.
I have some major body images, but since finding this site 2 days ago, I can feel them literally melting away, just to know that there are people out there who actually like people like me.
So, yay!
As I stated in a different thread, I generally prefer smaller girls, the size difference is my favorite part, I think. I love how they feel so fragile in my arms.
Idk, any more questions, feel free to ask!
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Old 03-01-2010, 11:21 AM   #162
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Hey everyone, found this place quite recently so I decided to make an account and see if I can meet some new and interesting people, because that's always a good thing!

I'm from the bay area, lived in California all my life and I am completely fine with that. Although I am a big fan of traveling, I think it's important to learn as much as possible during the short time we have on this planet. If I happen to be watching TV, which is pretty much never these days, it's almost always going to be the science or discovery channel. Although there are a couple of TV shows I watch, just through other means.

I've been a big guy my whole life, right now my physical attributes are about 6 foot and between 260 and 280lbs. Always been somewhat muscular, although I don't lift weights all that often. Being a fat guy who was always interested in nerdy things, but didn't really want to be delegated to only hanging out with the nerds in class made for an interesting experience growing up. Didn't really come out of my shell until college, but I can honestly say I'm happy with who I am.

On the average weekend, getting together with quality friends and having fun are certainly top priorities. I am single at the moment too, and being that every single one of my friends is living with a girlfriend or currently engaged not to mention the fact that I work nights, it makes it difficult just to get out there and meet new people. Sob story I know, but the internet is certainly a more comfortable place to meet people than figuring out ways to go out and do stuff by yourself. Can't really say I'm looking for anything too specific, I'm quite open minded. I've never been with a petite woman, which I am definitely attracted to.

Alright I think I've written enough here... I'm sure I'll be seeing everyone around on the forums.
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Old 03-03-2010, 02:35 PM   #165
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i've been checking out the forum for the past week and it seems to have the kind of people i would like to get to know. im a 28 year old BHM who is single at the moment from the U.K, i hope to use this site to make friends and maybe find love (you just never know).

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I don't know why I am here, I think I am finally just broken mentally or whatever.

(This is long, so I don't blame you for not reading it. I just need to vent and get it out there I guess)

Anyways, I am 30, 6'4", mid 300's in weight (I don't weigh myself often), and live in the Chicago area.

Here is my story:

I've been fat my whole life (I don't like acronyms and all that crap, just call me a fat guy). In grammar school it was not that bad, sure I was the "fat kid," but we were all close kids (and we were pretty diverse, but all ghetto children basically, and money is the most important difference really in society).

My problems began on the high school school bus. See I went to a Catholic boys school (if I would have went to the local Chicago public high school, I'd be in prison now. No lie or exaggeration in that...), but rode the sister school's mostly 90% girl school bus. Well as happens to fat kids, I was bullied like a mother blanker (I curse a lot), and of course it was by those girls.

So here I am, a young adolescent kid, being called fat and disgusting for 3 years straight by girls I am forced to interact with daily. Not one girl came to defend me, not one. That hurt and really messed me up, mentally. So I became a depressed suicidal alcoholic (fun years of my life, oh yeah!). Yep, to cope with being the fat disgusting guy, I drank a lot, hourly.

Well, in my early 20s I got a security job, oh I loved that job. It's one profession were being a big guy really helps. Nothing like tackling a crackhead trying to shank you, seriously it is fun, it is a great rush.

And I had this female coworker, this cute little Italian girl, we got to know each other well. I covered her ass (and she had a nice ass), she covered my ass (In security you hid your screw ups or get fired), we grew close and friendly. In fact she was a woman I could talk about everything with, including flirtatious very sexual things. (You think it is going to have a happy ending don't cha? Just wait, it's gets real messed up)

This is odd for me, I have never had a female friend before, let alone one I could basically make overtly sexual flirtations with. I started falling for this girl, something serious. I mean it was the actual love word, my days around her were respites in my alcoholic existence. Just being around her I felt alive and all that good crap. When she went home, to her boyfriend (I did not mention that did I?), I got depressed like a mother bleeper.

Well I knew, she had a boyfriend, I ain't got a chance in hell. One thing, he ain't a "fat disgusting guy" like myself. Second, he was a rich and had everything handed to him in his life including his wealth (his daddy was rich, like most rich people's daddies). So, I just drank more and got more depressed and suicidal.

Anyhow, things got really serious. One day a guy who she had arrested came back for her. After punching a hole in the wall of the office, I chased out after the guy, intent on ending his life with the butterfly knife I carried at the time. Unfortunately, I did not catch him. But from that day forward, I protected her and worried about her whenever she came to work (also note, she had a rich boyfriend, yet he still had her going to a dangerous security job. To me, that is a man who don't know how to protect his woman, but women are into punks today I guess).

Well when you actively protect someone, your love for them really grows. This was a really dark time for me, being around the woman I love, but not being able to be with her, compounded with my fear for her safety. I was really struggling with the depression and alcoholism at that time.

Well something happened that made me have to act. Her boyfriend proposed to her on a vacation to Cancun. I was devastated, I was broken, I had to do something or I was just going to jump in front of a commuter train. So, I told her that I love her.

Her reaction? Not, well I just ain't into you. Or, I see you as a friend. Or, you are just not the type of guy I'm into. Or, I love my fiance. Her words to me were and quote exactly "you are not going to start stalking me?"

The woman I loved and protected, thought I was going to harm her. The woman who knew me best in my entire life, thought I was just some no good effing stalker.

Needless to say, I said a very shocked "NO!" She then realized that was like the wrong thing to say and started giving me crap about how she dated a coworker once and swore never to date a coworker again and all that crap.

That incident actually broke my alcoholism and changed me from being depressed, to being a very bitter fat man. I have not had a drink in about 7 years now.

But here is the problem, you can't live on bitterness forever. I turned 30 last year and I go smacked with the whole, I am going to die alone, mid-life crisis crap. Now the depression is back, but thankfully not the boozing.

So basically, never ever being on a date, kissing, or all those things many people take for a given experience in one's life has broken me.

And now, I'm here. Why? Hell if I know, I'm desperate but realistic. No woman wants anything to do with a broke, inexperienced (I ain't just talking about sex, I am talking everything romantically), 30 year old.




Anyways--- As you can tell, I take introduction threads very seriously.

(Also I don't post on the main introduction thread because I rather just deal with fat men and women who are into fat men at this point)
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Wow, Militant, I know this is a terrible thing to say, but that's pretty much the most insightful introduction post I've ever seen. I mean, I don't know how effective an internet forum is at turning your life around, but well, at least we can cheer you up. I hope your life does take a turn for the better, you seem like a really nice guy despite all this crap that's happened.





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Old 03-16-2010, 06:37 PM   #175
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Militant, you've landed in the right place, and that was one heck of an introduction. Thank you for sharing so much of yourself.

I'm sure you'll find more to say poking around the threads on the board and getting to know people.



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