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Old 10-31-2009, 09:10 AM   #1
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Red face Horny.....positions...and sex toys

Hi
i'm a BHM living in the uk, i don't have a full time girlfriend (at the moment) but i have an ocasional lady friend..so i'm sexually acceptable (if thats a phrase).
i've got two questions...maybe three
first, do people find they get more horny as they get bigger? i'm the biggest i've been 27st and i find i'm pretty much constantly horny. i'm 37 so i'm not young and i have no problem at all getting a erection. but i swear i'm more horny now than i was when i was 18. my lady friend is married so it not like i have sex on a regular basis. i've considered going to see a prostitue because 'helping myself' just doesn't cut it. i find the pressure builds and builds usually my lady friend helps me out or its timed just right but latley we haven't slept together for a while and i'm really struggling...just wondered if anyone else was in the same postion and had any advice. i really don't want to go to a pro not that i've got anything against them but i like the idea of knowing the person i'm sleeping with (at lest a night out)
which brings me to
positions any body got any good advice on positions? i'm not that well endowed normally and i find my belly gets in the way. doggy is good but i wondered if anyone had some ideas...
and the third question (knew there would be!!)
has anyone tried the male sex toys, i'm thinking along the lines of fleshlight type thing. i wondered if they we're any good...
thanks for reading and sorry about spelling etc. i don't like to over think stuff so i tend to type and write as i go. i think it comes out more personal that way...
thanks in advance
mojo...
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Old 11-15-2009, 06:07 PM   #2
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Well 193 people looked and no one came forward to comment?

First I'm going to indescriminately bag on you a little... Going to a pro and screwing a married woman are both dangerous hobbies.. I don't recomend either. As for being hornier the fatter you get... No I haven't really experienced that. The only time I really notice an increase in my interest is when I have someone in my life. The comfort of intimacy makes it all easier for me.

As for sexual positions for guys like us who just don't have the penetrating power of a porn star... Woman on top is an obvious favorite and relatively easy even if your partner is also plus sized... you can experiment with a number of angles that are relatively easy on your back when you elevate her hips on a bed or table and stand or kneel...


As for sex toys.. it depends on what you like but they make a number of pocket pussies that work very well and given enough lube are reasonable facsimiles. The only real tip I can provide you there is to remember to buy a good size bottle of water based lube that won't damage your toy.
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Old 11-16-2009, 10:21 PM   #3
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As for sexual positions for guys like us who just don't have the penetrating power of a porn star... Woman on top is an obvious favorite and relatively easy even if your partner is also plus sized... you can experiment with a number of angles that are relatively easy on your back when you elevate her hips on a bed or table and stand or kneel...
Doggy, femme on top... Or, if you can- let her be on bottom and face up, but keep a hold of her legs. I've heard that it allows access, while giving the femme the squashing factor, if that's desired, and some more control. Or, perhaps and, check out books. Depends on your pirate level as to how you get said books.
Gawd I'd love to be squashed.

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As for sex toys.. it depends on what you like but they make a number of pocket pussies that work very well and given enough lube are reasonable facsimiles. The only real tip I can provide you there is to remember to buy a good size bottle of water based lube that won't damage your toy.
I know a guy who's telling me as I type that you get what you pay for. You get the $300 dollar one out of the catalog, you get more than a few years' use. Get the $60 dollar one form the store downtown, you're thinking you wasted $60. Also, the $300 (or insert posh price here) one is more likely to be semi-sorta realistic, be made of better material, and also respond better to cleaning.
*shrug*
Get what you pay for indeed, I suppose....
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:48 PM   #4
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I do believe one does get hornier with age. I am 42, single and I am a horn dog. I have a FWB but sex is not as often as I want it to be so I resort to self gratiffication about 4 times a day just to cool me off.

As far as positions I love doggy, I enjoy seeing her butt bounce off my pelvis and make that bopping sound. My ex loved it because I was able to penetrate her real deep and hard.

No toys for me, I prefer the real deal.
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:09 PM   #5
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I agree with the girl on top suggestion. Even if you have a fleshy pubic mound, she can still lower herself down on you completely and enjoy deep penetration. Just move your belly out of the way when she straddles you and let it wobble on her pubic mound as she grinds. Great clitoral stimulation for her, lovely visual too if she is an FFA.

Not familiar with male sex toys, but I remember that the textured Fleshlights are better than the regular - just use LOTS of lube. I have an acquaintance who raves about the Twista and Wonder Wave.
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