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Old 01-07-2010, 11:36 AM   #1
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I tried this thread in The Lounge a few years back, without notable success. But it was recently suggested to me that it could be given another shot in here. I'm copying in my first post from the old thread.

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I think this might have been done before, maybe on the old boards, but if it has been done it has been a while. Anyway, it is good to show our admiration for the ladies here in a tasteful way occasionally.

In the most freeform sort of way, a haiku is at least two lines, with a total of 17 metrical feet (basically syllables). Somewhat more strictly it is three lines, of five, seven, and five feet. Traditionally there is some mention of season, or at least nature. Iím sure there are variations on this, but that is a summary of what is on Wikipedia

Most of what I came up with Iím saving to send to my wife, but here is one to start off the thread:

I touch your plump arm
Dimpling at my lightest touch
Clouds should be jealous
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:37 AM   #2
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In the lounge thread two others were added:

from Zoom:

Flabbergasted at
Your joyous and ample form;
Flab not so ghastly!

From Imp:

Haiku is easy.
Sometimes it doesn't make sense.
Refrigerator.

I think maybe that last one discouraged others? Anyway, anyone else up for writing one?
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Jiggling rolls of flab
tons of luscious adipose
...I'll be in my bunk


(quite tongue-in-cheek, of course, but I had to go with the wank joke off the bat)
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I want this thread to thrive!

Bulbous muffin tops
Until they break their waistbands,
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rock my world rolling sweetly
as lonely I dream
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OK, I know haiku doesn't rhyme. My penchant for overkill.

rounder is righter
wraps my springs tighter, tighter
big fat all-nighter
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Very soft and warm,
Lovely, round and cushiony.
Fat girls are the best
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No worries - you were
busy being delicious.
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I'd fix my Haiku,
But I am far too busy,
Being delicious


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one more bad rhymer
cuz I'm such and old timer
can't wait to climb her

her softness abounds
as my arms circle half round
those big, juicy mounds

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Good morning, best thread on this site!

I would like some squash
But the more pressing question-
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Nice. I used to compose haikus, but I never tried to make an FA haiku. Could be interesting.
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over under or
all around she's much more than
just sex by the pound


don't be big Grinches
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