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Old 01-09-2010, 10:08 PM   #1
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It's a new year, I've lived my celibate life long enough, and I received a message from someone that made me think.

I've also heard a few of you ladies talking about squashing, and although I'm not entirely sure what that is, I'm pretty sure I've figured it out . . .

so . . . anyone want to use me?
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Old 01-10-2010, 07:56 AM   #2
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It's a new year, I've lived my celibate life long enough, and I received a message from someone that made me think.

I've also heard a few of you ladies talking about squashing, and although I'm not entirely sure what that is, I'm pretty sure I've figured it out . . .

so . . . anyone want to use me?
Can I be first in the queue Hozay?

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Old 01-10-2010, 09:05 AM   #3
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I've always wanted to go to Manchester . . .
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Old 01-10-2010, 10:02 AM   #4
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I've always wanted to go to Manchester . . .
I will make sure there is room in my huge double bed...although I would like it very much if you filled most of it!

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Old 01-17-2010, 07:29 PM   #5
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hmmm . . . only one taker?

I guess that makes my choice that much easier.
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Old 01-17-2010, 09:46 PM   #6
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Old 01-17-2010, 10:50 PM   #7
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As a experienced squashee...I could help train you..
hahaha, well it's good to have at least another response. And since I don't know a thing about squashing . . . I think I might have to take you up on that.
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Old 01-18-2010, 04:44 AM   #8
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hmmm . . . only one taker?

I guess that makes my choice that much easier.
Well, you just posted this LAST NIGHT, and a bunch of us are married. So......
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I think I can make an exception, if you feel like travelling.

Really.
Or at least kinda close, I'd go out of my way to meet you.
*insert drooly face here*
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I got called a cougar on New Year's . Kinda scarin' me off younger guys. But I could make an exception. You bring the hotsauce, I'll bring the handcuffs...
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Old 01-19-2010, 09:25 PM   #11
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Or at least kinda close, I'd go out of my way to meet you.
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heh . . . I love travelling . . . where exactly is the armpit of the USA?
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I got called a cougar on New Year's . Kinda scarin' me off younger guys. But I could make an exception. You bring the hotsauce, I'll bring the handcuffs...
hahaha, hotsauce . . . sounds like a plan.
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