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Old 06-13-2010, 06:13 AM   #151
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I do know there is a free aussie bbw dating site just for the life of me cannot think what it is called
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Old 06-13-2010, 07:44 AM   #152
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Totally free?? I've never had any luck on bbw sites, never anyone near my location.
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Old 06-13-2010, 12:25 PM   #153
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This is a message I got from someone I have never met...hilarious.

12:43 AM 6/13 I want to start by saying that I miss you, and you have no idea how much I love you.I know you don't need another reminder because I tell you a thousand times a day how much I love you, but I do and that is my only way to show you. I love the you ways you show me how much you love me, and I know my simple words can never compare.From day one, I knew there was something in you that no other guy had. You are the most AMAZING guy I have ever known. Thinking back to the strange way we met, how we grow so close in just a few short days, and how you were the first one to show me the meaning of true love, it makes me smile and fall all over for you again.Baby, you make my heart beat faster each time I see you, and you give me butterflies when you kiss me. You are the one I want to hold for the rest of my life.
Wait....you are the most amazing GUY I have ever KNOWN??? MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
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Old 06-13-2010, 12:28 PM   #154
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Wait....you are the most amazing GUY I have ever KNOWN??? MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Yeah, I liked that part too.
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Old 06-13-2010, 12:31 PM   #155
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Yeah, I liked that part too.
He don' know you vewwy weww, do he? BUT he's in LOOOOOOOOOOVE. That counts. Right? RIGHT??? LOL
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Old 06-13-2010, 04:36 PM   #156
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Are you sure it was from a guy, mcbeth? lol! Maybe it was just a case of mistaken identity somehow. lol
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Are you sure it was from a guy, mcbeth? lol! Maybe it was just a case of mistaken identity somehow. lol
It's possible...but it was to a screenname of mine called "woman for conversation" or something like that...so I think it was just some serialized message sent to a bunch of people (like the ones CP was posting above too).
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Old 06-13-2010, 06:05 PM   #158
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I used to get yahoo guys from other countries iming me and the approach was pretty much the same. They want citizenship no matter what. One guy would not be deterred. He keping saying. Oh my god Lamia I must marry you. I just kept adding horrible things like.

I'm a satanist
I kill people with saran wrap
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I like to run around naked shouting Viva La Vegas while slapping my ass with raw chicken


He was down with all that. I would be his perfect bride.
Today I used 'I kill people with Saran Wrap'. It was not a deterrent. In fact, it turned him on.
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Old 06-15-2010, 04:11 AM   #159
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Today I used 'I kill people with Saran Wrap'. It was not a deterrent. In fact, it turned him on.
Well, I didn't say they worked. In fact I said the dude was down with all of it. lol I don't know whether their English is so poor that they don't actually know what you are saying...or they don't care that you're a murderer and would marry you just to move to the U.S.
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Old 06-15-2010, 08:47 AM   #161
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Well, I didn't say they worked. In fact I said the dude was down with all of it. lol I don't know whether their English is so poor that they don't actually know what you are saying...or they don't care that you're a murderer and would marry you just to move to the U.S.
Unfortunately the guy I used it on is American.....and he emailed me this morning saying, "soooooooo, you like Saran Wrap.....I could get into that!"
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Guys in your area must be OR blind OR stupid OR shy I cannot think of something else they would be...
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Just got this on POF which i'm thinking of ditching my account since i've had no luck whatsoever...

"i am 29 indian guy in london looking fr a bbw for shagg,shower fun or intersted in oral sex,wnna meet?"
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I took the plunge and joined 2 dating sites one is a bbw.... I meet someone from the net for the first time today... i must be lucky coz he was really nice don't think it will go anywhere but is a nice person.. Also am meeting someone on Sunday as well....
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Guy: what is your hobby?
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Guy: what kind of traveling?
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Guy: is my view right?
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Piper Marie: well, except for this one time when I was in my shopping cart, I broke my oar so I couldn't stop and I ran a red light and hit an old lady crossing the street
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Guy: That is great
Guy: I am 27
Guy: do you want to consider me as a friend?
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Guy: yea but more than this one.
Piper Marie: ok, we can be friends but there isn't room for two in my shopping cart
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:51 AM   #168
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that has GOT to be a mistake. It sounds like it was really written by a woman, and somehow, wires got crossed. What do you think?
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Tip for guys: Telling a girl that you just met online that you get turned on by repeatedly gagging a girl with your manhood...and that it turns you on to hear her gag over and over...not really a great way to get her to want to go out with you.

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Did a guy named Jason say that to you? LOL!!! I know his punk ass!! LOL!!
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I had this guy from Ethiopia contact me for the greencard excuse. I fucked around til he finally tried to be serious about the whole thing, like my jokes were a fault or something, here's what resulted:

Guy: what is your hobby?
Piper Marie: traveling
Piper Marie: do you like my drawings?
Guy: yes
Guy: what kind of traveling?
Piper Marie: going to new places
Guy: That is also my hobby
Guy: do you use car to travel?
Guy: or on foot?
Piper Marie: yeah, and I fly first class
Guy: that means you are rich
Guy: as your name
Piper Marie: Sometimes I get in a shopping cart with an oar and I go out of town for a few days
Guy: I think you have a good personality too
Piper Marie: thank you
Guy: feel free
Guy: I am a very flexible person
Guy: you can say what you feel
Piper Marie: hehehe
Guy: and I beleive that we humans are not perfect.
Piper Marie: yeah
Guy: including my self
Guy: If I know the weakeness of any friend, I beleive in treating him/her
Guy: I will try to adjust to him, if I can't I will discuss with him for change
Guy: so feel free
Guy: is my view right?
Piper Marie: I'm perfect in every way
Guy: do you beleive in that?
Piper Marie: yeah
Guy: that means you have never done a mistake
Piper Marie: yep
Guy: If that is the case, I am very lucky to chat with you
Piper Marie: well, except for this one time when I was in my shopping cart, I broke my oar so I couldn't stop and I ran a red light and hit an old lady crossing the street
Piper Marie: but that's not my fault, so I've never made a mistake
Guy: Haven't you annoyed anybody?
Piper Marie: nope
Piper Marie: well the old lady I ran over was a little irritated, she flipped me off
Guy: how old are you?
Piper Marie: 25
Guy: That is great
Guy: I am 27
Guy: do you want to consider me as a friend?
Piper Marie: aren't we friends?
Guy: yea but more than this one.
Piper Marie: ok, we can be friends but there isn't room for two in my shopping cart
Piper Marie: and I only have one oar, but it's still broke
Piper Marie: maybe you could push me around
LOL!!!! That was too funny chica!!! LOL!!!
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Just got this on POF which i'm thinking of ditching my account since i've had no luck whatsoever...

"i am 29 indian guy in london looking fr a bbw for shagg,shower fun or intersted in oral sex,wnna meet?"
I ditched my account, cuz all I got were freaks like that...*smh*
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that has GOT to be a mistake. It sounds like it was really written by a woman, and somehow, wires got crossed. What do you think?
I think it was written by a scam artist, who doesn't have enough of a mastery of the English language to remember to change all the relevant pronouns to fit the intended recipient.
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Am meeting someone tonight and another tomorrow afternoon...
Unlike others who have messaged me they haven't mentioned anything about any sexual contact which is a good sign....
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This was technically a second message, and not TOO crazy...but still.

"Well I'm 6'2 185 electrician. Originally from louisiana. 39. Looking for a beautiful lady with a nice personality who is very heavy and has a xlarge hips legs and bottom. Lol. Sorry. My weakness."

Lol? LOL???? Yeah, hilarious, dude. I just sent a message back saying, "Ah well, that's not me. Good luck."

I love how they throw in "nice personality." WTF does that even mean? Vague.
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This thread reminds me of those emails full of carnage you sometimes get from your friends, showing really dumb things people do on skate-boards or in cars. Just as those emails are helpful to remind me "SLOW, CAREFUL," when driving... so too with these messages, except the speed limit applies to my words-per-minute.
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