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Old 07-06-2010, 09:18 AM   #1
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Apparently it has been staring society in the face for years and no one has ever realised.

NEWTON'S LAW OF GRAVITATION.

States that an object with a larger mass has a greater force of attraction than a smaller one.

It's all physics, people
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Old 07-06-2010, 09:37 AM   #2
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It was intended to be a slur but worn by me with pride, particularly since the mongrels who christened me with it later went on to lust after me.
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:30 PM   #4
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Droll, bit methinks I'll stick with, " I have impeccable taste. Thank you."
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Apparently it has been staring society in the face for years and no one has ever realised.

NEWTON'S LAW OF GRAVITATION.

States that an object with a larger mass has a greater force of attraction than a smaller one.

It's all physics, people
I know this is meant as humor, but how about some realism?

According to evolutionary theory (don't burn me on the cross creationists, I called it a theory), appearance of a person of the opposite sex depends on the taste appearance of the one lusting.

it turns out, female primates posteriors' swell when fertile and ready to mate. So, men lusting after a large bottom? hmmmm. Also, what woman would make a more suitable mother than one with breasts that are swelled and ready to produce milk? theoretically a great deal of these preferences are hardwired. SO, maybe not physics, but biology?
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Old 07-07-2010, 01:03 PM   #6
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Maybe it's both? lol
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Old 07-08-2010, 11:03 PM   #7
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haha. i think both for sure
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Old 07-09-2010, 08:21 AM   #8
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Apparently it has been staring society in the face for years and no one has ever realised.

NEWTON'S LAW OF GRAVITATION.

States that an object with a larger mass has a greater force of attraction than a smaller one.

It's all physics, people
Oh, I laughed so hard. Thank you for brightening my morning.
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Old 07-10-2010, 10:20 PM   #9
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Hahha yes, I agree! These women are by definition attractive!
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That's massively insightful.
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NEWTON'S LAW OF GRAVITATION.

States that an object with a larger mass has a greater force of attraction than a smaller one.

It's all physics, people
You've just made me smile..... I love this one!!
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Droll, bit methinks I'll stick with, " I have impeccable taste. Thank you."
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Old 07-11-2010, 03:52 PM   #13
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Did anybody else notice the Op's statement makes women of size the most ravenous and indiscriminate since their mass would have other objects exert a greater pull on them? It'd be a nice world to live in, -'cause it'd mean even my pedantic, punctilious ass could get a date - but every time I think about it I can't help but feel a little bit put off.
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Old 08-05-2010, 05:43 PM   #14
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That's kinda rude. Physical laws are as real to me as human rights and I would liken that last post to telling someone ranting about the injustices of the Mauritanean fat-houses where teenage girls are force-fed as part of a particular coming-of-age ritual to, "just enjoy it."
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Old 08-19-2010, 07:26 AM   #16
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I know this is meant as humor, but how about some realism?

According to evolutionary theory (don't burn me on the cross creationists, I called it a theory), appearance of a person of the opposite sex depends on the taste appearance of the one lusting.

it turns out, female primates posteriors' swell when fertile and ready to mate. So, men lusting after a large bottom? hmmmm. Also, what woman would make a more suitable mother than one with breasts that are swelled and ready to produce milk? theoretically a great deal of these preferences are hardwired. SO, maybe not physics, but biology?
What does this mean for us fat women who don't have wide hips and large bums?
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Old 08-19-2010, 12:33 PM   #18
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other than a couple moments of slight deviation from the humorous side of life... this thread makes me incredibly happy.
every time i hear guys say how much they love a large woman, it just makes my heart sing and i have hope that maybe, someday, i will have a FA who loves me as well.
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ill be the one in the corner... smiling and thinking happy thoughts...
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What does this mean for us fat women who don't have wide hips and large bums?
Or big breasts.

Nah, not looking for a real response. lol I always love on Dims when the ' what is normal and natural ' conversations about body parts and function ( women's, not so much men...cuz let's face it, how many men have the biologically superior bodies we all know our cave sisters were grooving on...but we don't wanna go there... ).
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Old 09-22-2010, 05:46 AM   #20
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Or big breasts.

Nah, not looking for a real response. lol I always love on Dims when the ' what is normal and natural ' conversations about body parts and function ( women's, not so much men...cuz let's face it, how many men have the biologically superior bodies we all know our cave sisters were grooving on...but we don't wanna go there... ).
well, i think we'd all like to think that we do...

and i won't be told otherwise
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We need to provide equal time to the discussion of "Intelligent Falling".

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Its all to do with stress = load over area...a BBW (big load) covered by a little area (dress) = a lot a stress for the male
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