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Old 07-14-2010, 10:51 AM   #26
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Old 07-14-2010, 10:52 AM   #27
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Oh I'm sorry. You may flirt in a dishonest manner. But I always mean what I say and always say what I mean. Any questions?
Why don't we all think the same? It would make things easier lol.
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LMAO Now thats funny. Just make sure you wear gloves, you don't want to contaminate the scene
I have a box of 'em in my nightstand. And yes melian. Latex. None of that nitrile bullshit.


....What?! I have a degree in Crime Scene Technology, what else would I use them for? Don't answer that.
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Old 07-14-2010, 11:11 AM   #30
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I have a box of 'em in my nightstand. And yes melian. Latex. None of that nitrile bullshit.


....What?! I have a degree in Crime Scene Technology, what else would I use them for? Don't answer that.
I'm so tempted to answer though.
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Old 07-14-2010, 11:24 AM   #31
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How about looking to see if the toilet seat is down and putting it down yourself instead of taking 20 minutes to bitch at us for not putting it down! You didn't walk into the bathroom backwords with a little horn going beep beep beep and then sit down and go splash. No, you walked in, looked right at the toilet, weren't paying attention and plopped down. And you yell at us for not being observant
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Old 07-14-2010, 11:25 AM   #32
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I'm so tempted to answer though.
MASTURBATION!!! there I said what we all were thinking!
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Old 07-14-2010, 11:26 AM   #33
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How about looking to see if the toilet seat is down and putting it down yourself instead of taking 20 minutes to bitch at us for not putting it down! You didn't walk into the bathroom backwords with a little horn going beep beep beep and then sit down and go splash. No, you walked in, looked right at the toilet, weren't paying attention and plopped down. And you yell at us for not being observant
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Old 07-14-2010, 11:28 AM   #34
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MASTURBATION!!! there I said what we all were thinking!
Not quite but I'll agree. That too.
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MASTURBATION!!! there I said what we all were thinking!
Masturbation with a latex glove?!?! Unless there's a LOT of lube involved I have one word for you



OOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
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Old 07-14-2010, 11:37 AM   #36
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Masturbation with a latex glove?!?! Unless there's a LOT of lube involved I have one word for you



OOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
Its like ultra safe sex, your the only one involvd AND your using 5 condoms
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Its like ultra safe sex, your the only one involvd AND your using 5 condoms
Sorry, I think i'd go pocket pussy before I'd go latex glove. You run just a little bit dry with the lube and it's gonna HURT.
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Old 07-14-2010, 11:45 AM   #38
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Latex gloves are also useful for milking the prostate.

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Yup.

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I don't know about you all but that my butthole pucker
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Old 07-14-2010, 11:49 AM   #40
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What if we need a relationship to really want to fuck and a medical record maybe a birth certificate if you look young maybe some proof that there is no husband in the closet. You never know I have been shot at once and cut twice over old boyfriends.
I stalk my prey before engaging in intimate relationships. You can find a lot with a little snooping and a social security number without being in a serious relationship. However, like a Carfax report, it still doesn't include everything. So you kinda have to go with your gut even after you have info.
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Old 07-14-2010, 11:54 AM   #41
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I stalk my prey before engaging in intimate relationships. You can find a lot with a little snooping and a social security number without being in a serious relationship. However, like a Carfax report, it still doesn't include everything. So you kinda have to go with your gut even after you have info.
I'm sorry but I don't give out my SS# well maybe for you chicken

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Oh I'm sorry. You may flirt in a dishonest manner. But I always mean what I say and always say what I mean. Any questions?
heheh....this is why I ended up parting in the Gay Bars. Straight guys can get so pissy when we play around.
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Old 07-14-2010, 11:57 AM   #43
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Yup.

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...I should have known "Don't answer that" would open the flood gates lol

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I don't know about you all but that my butthole pucker
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heheh....this is why I ended up parting in the Gay Bars. Straight guys can get so pissy when we play around.
I don't know, I think doesn't get the joke guy is a little less of an accomplishment online, because there isn't a sarcasm button after all lol.

But, still, I laughed.
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I'm sorry but I don't give out my SS# well maybe for you chicken
Don't worry, I won't ask...and you'll never know...muahahah
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heheh....this is why I ended up parting in the Gay Bars. Straight guys can get so pissy when we play around.
Thats just mean besides you like it when we get pissy

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Yup.

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Oh my if you promise to be gentle you never know
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Old 07-14-2010, 12:04 PM   #48
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Yup.

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I fell in love with latex because of my gynecologist...However, it was slightly embarassing too.
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Hey man..hiya been.
Eh I haven't been doing so great lately but thats why I came here to be with people who understand.


And no theronin23 I don't consider a procotology exam foreplay lol
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