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Old 01-31-2011, 02:03 PM   #251
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No pictures, but I had an interesting morning.

I dropped into a shop to FINALLY buy a teapot and some tea, and I was filling out a fidelity card. The very pregnant sales rep looked at my name, and said that was it, she was calling her kid ZoŽ, because she had been thinking about it all morning, and I was just an extra sign. So in a month, there'll be another little ZoŽ out and about.

Also, there was a group of prostitutes, 5 of them, jogging by while I was waiting for the bus. No joke. Not running, just jogging. High heels, crop tops, over decorated Ed Hardy rip-off purses. It was weird. And if they weren't prostitutes, then the Cheap Skanks Anon group just stated an exercise program.
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Old 01-31-2011, 05:27 PM   #252
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"Grandad, she's a ho"
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"Can she run really fast in high-heels?"
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"Does she hide under the table when a man in a purple suit walk by?"
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Old 01-31-2011, 05:30 PM   #253
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"Can she run really fast in high-heels?"
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HAHAHA, but they were JOGGING! In an even, measured pace. It was crazy strange.
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Old 01-31-2011, 05:31 PM   #254
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*sigh* Sweetie, that was the after lunch PE class from VanTech. I should have warned you.

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The Boondocks...
I love the boondocks. I read the first line and new this was from the boondocks . . . *sigh* I want to watch it now.
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I've used this thing. You can just shoot plasmid DNA into living cells and it gets expressed. Pretty neat.
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I've used this thing. You can just shoot plasmid DNA into living cells and it gets expressed. Pretty neat.
can i use this to shoot hooker DNA into Sassy? cus i'm thinking that could lead to extreme awesomeness!!!
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can i use this to shoot hooker DNA into Sassy? cus i'm thinking that could lead to extreme awesomeness!!!
Anything for you.

It turns out that hooker DNA is basically just the herpes simplex genome fused to a bottle of Prince Igor, so it should be a pretty quick procedure.
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this is awesome! it reminds me of a cell phone i use to have. you could set the options so that every time you hit a key, it played a note. I am a serious texter, and i set my phone to do this... i loved it. even more so when it started to annoy everyone else around me, but i didnt care...i was happy

actually, most cell phones have this feature, my current one does now, but it is just one tone...kinda boring while still being slightly amusing
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Anything for you.

It turns out that hooker DNA is basically just the herpes simplex genome fused to a bottle of Prince Igor, so it should be a pretty quick procedure.
I'm getting what now?

Huh?

*Black van screeches to a halt behind Sassy, several women dressed all in black and cagoules subdue him, place a cloth bag over his head and throw him in the back of the van then drive off*
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