R A N D OM Awesomeness - Page 2

ChrisVersion2 · 11-04-2010, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CastingPearls

I LOVE This!

lol back when I was "thin" and had short hair!

BigChaz · 11-04-2010, 07:30 PM

CastingPearls · 11-04-2010, 07:32 PM

It says 'I love you' on THE BLADE.

mischel · 11-04-2010, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WillSpark

It's dicks like this that make me partially ashamed to be atheist.

Just like anything else, make fun of religion when it deserves it, not just to be a total prick.

I understand all of of what you said, which is exactly why I don't pull shit like that.

After i tried to interpret the picture, i thought it's a nicely kind and funny anti-christian quote from a movie!
Im not good at insulting sects, so i leave that to other people http://www.godblock.com/.

From my perspective it is normal to be atheistic. Only 1/3 of the german people support or belong to a christian religion/church.

Im sorry that my two post where harsh and made people on the board angry.

Now ill contribute to this funny thread:

Here's even more

http://asilee.com/2009/04/08/funny-a...gions-part-ii/

Amandy · 11-04-2010, 07:36 PM

CastingPearls · 11-04-2010, 07:40 PM

. .

Venom · 11-04-2010, 08:05 PM

..........

mischel · 11-04-2010, 08:06 PM

Some awesome pictures i collected from a german site..

Surlysomething · 11-04-2010, 08:27 PM

Yay! Thanks, everyone.

Zowie · 11-04-2010, 08:33 PM

My inner art nerd giggled.

Dromond · 11-04-2010, 08:35 PM

BigChaz · 11-04-2010, 08:38 PM

I am not reading all of that text

Dromond · 11-04-2010, 08:38 PM

It's worth it.

CarlaSixx · 11-04-2010, 08:42 PM

That is a Christmas cartoon of awesomeness

CastingPearls · 11-04-2010, 08:44 PM

Posted elsewhere. Posted here for awesomeness.

CarlaSixx · 11-04-2010, 08:53 PM

.... because I have this on my fridge as a magnet, lol.

Zowie · 11-04-2010, 08:56 PM

That was amazing. But shit, why is it in text form? Lazy-ass comic artists. DRAW THAT SHIT.

Lil BigginZ · 11-04-2010, 11:40 PM

this is my kitty tinker bell (before she got fat, i guess all the bags of treats she stole caught up to her.) stealing shit.

back before jackass when bam was just using cky for their videos. my friends and i started doing stupid shit and filming it. i was like 18 and i got dared to ride a bike down a big ass hill and hit this jump. i don't like turning down dares lol. and i also took a ride into a tennis ball court half wall in a shopping cart. sorry about the quality it sucks. made these back when there were no .gif making programs. i think i was using the animation shop in paint shop pro lol.

Melian · 11-05-2010, 05:14 AM

Amaranthine · 11-05-2010, 06:46 AM

Politics Explained

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Surlysomething · 11-05-2010, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melian

Love it.

Surlysomething · 11-05-2010, 09:42 AM

My two youngest sisters.

Random and awesome and beautiful.
Thanksgiving 2010.

mischel · 11-05-2010, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melian

Worst post ever, Melian!

Melian · 11-05-2010, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mischel

Worst post ever, Melian!

How do you figure? That bird is fantastic.

11-04-2010, 07:32 PM	#29
CastingPearls Hello Sweetie Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 14,655	It says 'I love you' on THE BLADE. __________________ http://castingpearls-blowingbubbles.blogspot.com/ Free me, free yourself A life of sacrifice controlled me But those promises I made No longer hold me Mercurial more wayward by the hour The shackles fall away I'm in your power People throw rocks at things that shine. Last edited by CastingPearls : 01-06-2013 at 08:33 PM.

11-04-2010, 07:36 PM	#31
Amandy Snarktacular Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: USA Posts: 231	__________________ It only seems kinky when the Harlem Globetrotters join in...

11-04-2010, 07:40 PM	#32
CastingPearls Hello Sweetie Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 14,655	. . __________________ http://castingpearls-blowingbubbles.blogspot.com/ Free me, free yourself A life of sacrifice controlled me But those promises I made No longer hold me Mercurial more wayward by the hour The shackles fall away I'm in your power People throw rocks at things that shine. Last edited by CastingPearls : 01-06-2013 at 08:33 PM.

11-04-2010, 08:06 PM	#34
mischel SSBHM Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 209	Some awesome pictures i collected from a german site.. __________________ 28 y/o; 250kg / 552 lbs / 39,4 st; german good looking guy Last edited by mischel : 09-23-2011 at 02:31 PM.

11-04-2010, 08:27 PM	#35
Surlysomething Vancougar! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 10,163	Yay! Thanks, everyone. __________________ And she said losing love is like a window in your heart. Everybody sees you're blown apart. Everybody sees the wind blow. - Paul Simon

11-04-2010, 07:25 PM	#26
BigChaz I am so goth I shit bats Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 1,747

11-04-2010, 07:30 PM	#28
BigChaz I am so goth I shit bats Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 1,747

11-04-2010, 08:33 PM	#36
Zowie Zowie-Zilla Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Vancouver Posts: 2,138	My inner art nerd giggled. __________________ Still an angry nightshade vegetable at heart.

11-04-2010, 08:35 PM	#37
Dromond Oxidane Addict Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Florida, where the tropics are. Posts: 5,868	__________________ I am completely shameless.

11-04-2010, 08:38 PM	#38
BigChaz I am so goth I shit bats Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 1,747	I am not reading all of that text

11-04-2010, 08:38 PM	#39
Dromond Oxidane Addict Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Florida, where the tropics are. Posts: 5,868	It's worth it. __________________ I am completely shameless.

11-04-2010, 08:42 PM	#40
CarlaSixx Just Another Weirdo Join Date: May 2010 Location: Cornwall, ON, Canada Posts: 3,722	That is a Christmas cartoon of awesomeness __________________ Curvy Canadian Twitter My Wish List

11-04-2010, 08:44 PM	#41
CastingPearls Hello Sweetie Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 14,655	Posted elsewhere. Posted here for awesomeness. __________________ http://castingpearls-blowingbubbles.blogspot.com/ Free me, free yourself A life of sacrifice controlled me But those promises I made No longer hold me Mercurial more wayward by the hour The shackles fall away I'm in your power People throw rocks at things that shine. Last edited by CastingPearls : 01-06-2013 at 08:33 PM.

11-04-2010, 08:53 PM	#42
CarlaSixx Just Another Weirdo Join Date: May 2010 Location: Cornwall, ON, Canada Posts: 3,722	.... because I have this on my fridge as a magnet, lol. __________________ Curvy Canadian Twitter My Wish List

11-04-2010, 08:56 PM	#43
Zowie Zowie-Zilla Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Vancouver Posts: 2,138	That was amazing. But shit, why is it in text form? Lazy-ass comic artists. DRAW THAT SHIT. __________________ Still an angry nightshade vegetable at heart.

11-04-2010, 11:40 PM	#44
Lil BigginZ just a NORML guy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Carneys Point, NJ Posts: 940	this is my kitty tinker bell (before she got fat, i guess all the bags of treats she stole caught up to her.) stealing shit. back before jackass when bam was just using cky for their videos. my friends and i started doing stupid shit and filming it. i was like 18 and i got dared to ride a bike down a big ass hill and hit this jump. i don't like turning down dares lol. and i also took a ride into a tennis ball court half wall in a shopping cart. sorry about the quality it sucks. made these back when there were no .gif making programs. i think i was using the animation shop in paint shop pro lol. __________________ facebook Never say no to a panda

11-05-2010, 05:14 AM	#45
Melian Mechanical Octobot Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 3,650	__________________ Whaddya mean, "booze ain't food??"

11-05-2010, 06:46 AM	#46
Amaranthine The best kind of worst! Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Nowhere anyone actually wants to live Posts: 720	Politics Explained FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need. FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you. DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you. PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk. REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk. BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you. LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

11-05-2010, 09:42 AM	#48
Surlysomething Vancougar! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 10,163	My two youngest sisters. Random and awesome and beautiful. Thanksgiving 2010. __________________ And she said losing love is like a window in your heart. Everybody sees you're blown apart. Everybody sees the wind blow. - Paul Simon

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