R A N D OM Awesomeness - Page 3

Paquito · 11-05-2010, 11:21 AM

Completing the Kelly trifecta.

Zowie · 11-05-2010, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Surlysomething

My two youngest sisters.

Random and awesome and beautiful.
Thanksgiving 2010.

I feel a little bad that I spent a few minutes staring at this, expecting it to be a .gif and something popped up from behind the couch, or for there to be a hidden joke somewhere. I hadn't read the caption... but they are awesome and beautiful, just like you!

CastingPearls · 11-05-2010, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Amaranthine

Politics Explained

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

THIS I love!!!

Surlysomething · 11-05-2010, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by mischel

Worst post ever, Melian!

What's wrong with you?

CastingPearls · 11-05-2010, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Surlysomething

What's wrong with you?

There is not enough bandwidth for that.

I thought this was supposed to be a happy thread, there Miss Missy!!!

Surlysomething · 11-05-2010, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by bionic_eggplant

I feel a little bad that I spent a few minutes staring at this, expecting it to be a .gif and something popped up from behind the couch, or for there to be a hidden joke somewhere. I hadn't read the caption... but they are awesome and beautiful, just like you!

Aww...thanks.

I got the picture today and loved it...so, I shared.

Surlysomething · 11-05-2010, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CastingPearls

There is not enough bandwidth for that.

I thought this was supposed to be a happy thread, there Miss Missy!!!

I want it to be, but I don't like his shit. Haha.

Paquito · 11-05-2010, 02:52 PM

Fuck this. And yea, I know I posted this earlier, but I'd like to not having a GIF where it links to my e-mail.

Paquito · 11-05-2010, 02:57 PM

Zowie · 11-05-2010, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Paquito

POPCORN

We need this one around more often.

Surlysomething · 11-05-2010, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Paquito

Fuck this. And yea, I know I posted this earlier, but I'd like to not having a GIF where it links to my e-mail.

Ok, I get the 'L' and the throat-cutting, but what's the first part?

Haha.

I'm so Canadian.

Amaranthine · 11-05-2010, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Surlysomething

Ok, I get the 'L' and the throat-cutting, but what's the first part?

Haha.

I'm so Canadian.

I think it's a W for whatever?

I think...

Paquito · 11-05-2010, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Amaranthine

I think it's a W for whatever?

I think...

Exactly...

Zowie · 11-05-2010, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Surlysomething

Haha.

I'm so Canadian.

I didn't either. It's cool.

CastingPearls · 11-05-2010, 03:35 PM

If she had bitten her fist or the side of her hand it would have truly been perfect with an Italian-American twist.

Surlysomething · 11-05-2010, 03:36 PM

rellis10 · 11-05-2010, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Surlysomething

Ok....now i'm thoroughly creeped out by conkers

Hozay J Garseeya · 11-06-2010, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Surlysomething

My two youngest sisters.

Random and awesome and beautiful.
Thanksgiving 2010.

I love Canada . . .

The Cookie Faerie · 11-06-2010, 09:18 AM

Surlysomething · 11-06-2010, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Hozay J Garseeya

I love Canada . . .

Haha, they're pretty cute, EH?

HDANGEL15 · 11-06-2010, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Surlysomething

Haha, they're pretty cute, EH?

yes really nice photo !!! thanks so much for sharing....i don't have any photos of my sister, but people think we are twins generally...i will dig up one of me and my bro + sis one of these days

CastingPearls · 11-06-2010, 03:24 PM

. .

nic_nic07 · 11-06-2010, 05:08 PM

On the plus side, they are very colorful and like Patrick Starr. O_o
...course, they're also a walking contradiction, which is also very amusing.

And now for my own O_O picture....

rellis10 · 11-06-2010, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Cookie Faerie

To this day i cant listen to Don't Fear The Reaper without seeing the epic Christopher Walken in my head.

Dromond · 11-07-2010, 12:45 AM

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