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Old 10-17-2010, 10:09 PM   #126
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This SUCKS. I've done this before and it is SO upsetting. Even worse if you have a hard time finding things you like or that fit properly, too
Yeah, luckily it's not much that I liked... but I don't really have that option to begin with. When you're 6x shirt/size 60 pants you wear what fits, regardless of whether or not it's your style.
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Old 10-17-2010, 10:18 PM   #127
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Just found out my ex is already in another relationship. It's been three weeks, so obviously she had this guy on the side towards the end of ours.
This is fucking why I don't open up to people. This is why I keep myself from falling in love. I mean I was so tentative at the beginning to go out with her because my feelings for her were so strong.
But she was the one that pushed for us to be in a relationship, she was the one that said "I love you" first, she was the one that told me she was crazy about me. She was the one that said the last thing in the world she wants to do is hurt me.
And then after the happiest months OF MY ENTIRE LIFE she fucking drops me without any warning whatsoever and in no time she's already on to the next guy.
I had no delusions that we were going to be together forever or anything, but shit, this really, really fucking sucks. I'm still in love with her.
I need many drinks.

This song is pretty much how I feel right now
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Old 10-17-2010, 11:03 PM   #128
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Just found out my ex is already in another relationship. It's been three weeks, so obviously she had this guy on the side towards the end of ours.
This is fucking why I don't open up to people. This is why I keep myself from falling in love. I mean I was so tentative at the beginning to go out with her because my feelings for her were so strong.
But she was the one that pushed for us to be in a relationship, she was the one that said "I love you" first, she was the one that told me she was crazy about me. She was the one that said the last thing in the world she wants to do is hurt me.
And then after the happiest months OF MY ENTIRE LIFE she fucking drops me without any warning whatsoever and in no time she's already on to the next guy.
I had no delusions that we were going to be together forever or anything, but shit, this really, really fucking sucks. I'm still in love with her.
I need many drinks.

This song is pretty much how I feel right now
Damn man that was not right of her to do...
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Old 10-17-2010, 11:37 PM   #129
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I got an early leak of the music from The Rocky Horror Glee Show. I'm not happy. If you like Rocky Horror you won't be either.

I think I'm gonna be sick.
At least Time Warp was....well, not horrible. And I despise Corey Monteith, but at least I was able to listen to Damn It, Janet. They didn't do well letting Amber Riley sing Trasvestite, but on it's own I was fine with it, hopefully things work okay with the show. I was kind of happy to hear Jayma Mays and John Stamos sing, at least.

Rocky Horror is rediculous (good way) and it's going to be hard to live up to anyway even if they were all great singers. Doesn't help that some of them completely suck and have to be fixed in the studio.
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Just found out my ex is already in another relationship. It's been three weeks, so obviously she had this guy on the side towards the end of ours.
This is fucking why I don't open up to people. This is why I keep myself from falling in love. I mean I was so tentative at the beginning to go out with her because my feelings for her were so strong.
But she was the one that pushed for us to be in a relationship, she was the one that said "I love you" first, she was the one that told me she was crazy about me. She was the one that said the last thing in the world she wants to do is hurt me.
And then after the happiest months OF MY ENTIRE LIFE she fucking drops me without any warning whatsoever and in no time she's already on to the next guy.
I had no delusions that we were going to be together forever or anything, but shit, this really, really fucking sucks. I'm still in love with her.
I need many drinks.

This song is pretty much how I feel right now
and many drinks you should have. she's obviously a serial skank and deserves a good face stabbing... if you show up at my door at 2am i will totally help you bury the body.
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Just found out my ex is already in another relationship. It's been three weeks, so obviously she had this guy on the side towards the end of ours.
This is fucking why I don't open up to people. This is why I keep myself from falling in love. I mean I was so tentative at the beginning to go out with her because my feelings for her were so strong.
But she was the one that pushed for us to be in a relationship, she was the one that said "I love you" first, she was the one that told me she was crazy about me. She was the one that said the last thing in the world she wants to do is hurt me.
And then after the happiest months OF MY ENTIRE LIFE she fucking drops me without any warning whatsoever and in no time she's already on to the next guy.
I had no delusions that we were going to be together forever or anything, but shit, this really, really fucking sucks. I'm still in love with her.
I need many drinks.

This song is pretty much how I feel right now
Sorry to hear this, and I know what you mean...
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Old 10-18-2010, 07:31 PM   #132
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tonight at work my last table is this bbw and not quite ssbhm. so i walk into the dining room to clear off my tables and the guy starts choking. he's flailing around and jumping up and down and his wife is freaking out so i have to give the guy the Heimlich which was no easy task as i could barely touch my hands together with my arms around him. so as i'm heimliching away he finally coughs up whatever he was choking on and pukes all down his front... and my arms are still around him... so not only did i save this guy's life and get puked on for my trouble AND have to clean up after him, but the kicker is he only tipped 12%... i know this should probably go under the tipping thread but C'MON!!!!

so yeah, if one of you bastards starts choking during dinner you better hope it's not in my restaurant....!
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tonight at work my last table is this bbw and not quite ssbhm. so i walk into the dining room to clear off my tables and the guy starts choking. he's flailing around and jumping up and down and his wife is freaking out so i have to give the guy the Heimlich which was no easy task as i could barely touch my hands together with my arms around him. so as i'm heimliching away he finally coughs up whatever he was choking on and pukes all down his front... and my arms are still around him... so not only did i save this guy's life and get puked on for my trouble AND have to clean up after him, but the kicker is he only tipped 12%... i know this should probably go under the tipping thread but C'MON!!!!

so yeah, if one of you bastards starts choking during dinner you better hope it's not in my restaurant....!

Holy shit dude, that is amazing. You saved his life! Major props to you sir, most people would not be able to act like that. I am thoroughly impressed by your actions.
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Old 10-18-2010, 07:34 PM   #134
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tonight at work my last table is this bbw and not quite ssbhm. so i walk into the dining room to clear off my tables and the guy starts choking. he's flailing around and jumping up and down and his wife is freaking out so i have to give the guy the Heimlich which was no easy task as i could barely touch my hands together with my arms around him. so as i'm heimliching away he finally coughs up whatever he was choking on and pukes all down his front... and my arms are still around him... so not only did i save this guy's life and get puked on for my trouble AND have to clean up after him, but the kicker is he only tipped 12%... i know this should probably go under the tipping thread but C'MON!!!!

so yeah, if one of you bastards starts choking during dinner you better hope it's not in my restaurant....!
Holy shit, what an episode! And he only tipped you 12%?

You'd think for saving his life you'd at least get 25%.
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Old 10-18-2010, 07:36 PM   #135
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Holy shit dude, that is amazing. You saved his life! Major props to you sir, most people would not be able to act like that. I am thoroughly impressed by your actions.
No kidding, I second this. (I need to stop fucking validating everything you say...)

I mean, now the guy's going to live! You're like superman. Okay, he was a douche if he didn't even think to thank you or give you a reward or anything, but... That's really cool of you, Fish.
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Old 10-18-2010, 07:37 PM   #136
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tonight at work my last table is this bbw and not quite ssbhm. so i walk into the dining room to clear off my tables and the guy starts choking. he's flailing around and jumping up and down and his wife is freaking out so i have to give the guy the Heimlich which was no easy task as i could barely touch my hands together with my arms around him. so as i'm heimliching away he finally coughs up whatever he was choking on and pukes all down his front... and my arms are still around him... so not only did i save this guy's life and get puked on for my trouble AND have to clean up after him, but the kicker is he only tipped 12%... i know this should probably go under the tipping thread but C'MON!!!!

so yeah, if one of you bastards starts choking during dinner you better hope it's not in my restaurant....!

DAMN bro!! I used to be a waiter too!! Cheap asshole!! (not you, him )
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Old 10-18-2010, 08:17 PM   #137
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not like i was looking for a reward or a blowjob but i would have been happy with 15%, i'm not greedy and that is the standard for adequate service. and if i do say so i would count saving your life, because you choked trying to stuff a 32oz piece of prime rib in your face, and then getting puked on counts as adequate fucking service! i bet he was canadian...
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And then he'll give you one

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Ugh, that sucked. You're losing your touch, sir.

Edit, that's what she said.
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yeah? wellll.... i got nothing but a bunch of not-so witty replies... i'm sure it would be a delightful evening, may i suggest you try the almond florentines?
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Ugh, that sucked. You're losing your touch, sir.

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I knew it was bad! Thus the *rimshot*

Anything I know is a bad joke, but if I don't say it someone else will is followed by *rimshot*. I've done it before, I'm sure I'll do it again.
Yes, but they're usually better than that. I'm dissapointed. YOU'VE RUINED MY NIGHT
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c'mon dude! everyone knows you don't go back to front! that's almost as bad as ass to mouth! and that is never cool...
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Yes, but they're usually better than that. I'm dissapointed. YOU'VE RUINED MY NIGHT
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tonight at work my last table is this bbw and not quite ssbhm. so i walk into the dining room to clear off my tables and the guy starts choking. he's flailing around and jumping up and down and his wife is freaking out so i have to give the guy the Heimlich which was no easy task as i could barely touch my hands together with my arms around him. so as i'm heimliching away he finally coughs up whatever he was choking on and pukes all down his front... and my arms are still around him... so not only did i save this guy's life and get puked on for my trouble AND have to clean up after him, but the kicker is he only tipped 12%... i know this should probably go under the tipping thread but C'MON!!!!

so yeah, if one of you bastards starts choking during dinner you better hope it's not in my restaurant....!

Fucker. I would have shoved whatever was choking him back into his trachea.
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tonight at work my last table is this bbw and not quite ssbhm. so i walk into the dining room to clear off my tables and the guy starts choking. he's flailing around and jumping up and down and his wife is freaking out so i have to give the guy the Heimlich which was no easy task as i could barely touch my hands together with my arms around him. so as i'm heimliching away he finally coughs up whatever he was choking on and pukes all down his front... and my arms are still around him... so not only did i save this guy's life and get puked on for my trouble AND have to clean up after him, but the kicker is he only tipped 12%... i know this should probably go under the tipping thread but C'MON!!!!

so yeah, if one of you bastards starts choking during dinner you better hope it's not in my restaurant....!
That's insane! Where do you work? I'll come by sometime and tip you a solid.
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