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Old 02-20-2011, 11:41 AM   #51
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Had sex with a skinny girl once. I would have had a better time going it alone.
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I've had a lot of awful sex, but one episode that springs to mind is when I was with this total idiot and he was going down on me and somehow bit my clitoris so hard it bled. A lot. I remember that I screamed, got out of bed and literally threw him and his clothes out the back door and locked it. It took about a week for it to heal.
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I've had a lot of awful sex, but one episode that springs to mind is when I was with this total idiot and he was going down on me and somehow bit my clitoris so hard it bled. A lot. I remember that I screamed, got out of bed and literally threw him and his clothes out the back door and locked it. It took about a week for it to heal.


That's...that's just holy crap wtfomgbbq awful.
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I've had a lot of awful sex, but one episode that springs to mind is when I was with this total idiot and he was going down on me and somehow bit my clitoris so hard it bled. A lot. I remember that I screamed, got out of bed and literally threw him and his clothes out the back door and locked it. It took about a week for it to heal.
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I've had a lot of awful sex, but one episode that springs to mind is when I was with this total idiot and he was going down on me and somehow bit my clitoris so hard it bled. A lot. I remember that I screamed, got out of bed and literally threw him and his clothes out the back door and locked it. It took about a week for it to heal.
OUCH! How awful
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I've had a lot of awful sex, but one episode that springs to mind is when I was with this total idiot and he was going down on me and somehow bit my clitoris so hard it bled. A lot. I remember that I screamed, got out of bed and literally threw him and his clothes out the back door and locked it. It took about a week for it to heal.
Funnily enough-- I was gonna write about my Little Man In The Boat being scratched hard enough to bleed and have me walking funny in the bad way by a buffoon. But...damn, you win with the biting. That is brutal.
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Holy crap, he bit ya! so uncool. Oral nightmares here too. One really nice chick I was with, and when i say nice I mean like she was so cool, was not massively experienced but wanted to totally make me happy. Well approximately 4 seconds into her oral debut she was sick all over me. Like she had the worst gag reflex ever (Iím no Mr big!). She was crying, I felt horrid, and now have pants full of... well, you get the point. A few days later I saw one her mates in the pub and she asked what had happened as the girl was saying zero and claiming that it was the worst thing ever! So, as I felt awful for her, I said I was a total Mr floppy and fell asleep and she wont talk to us... 3 months of giggling from her mates at uni I put up with. I was later thanked, and Iím fairly sure it stopped her from quitting university.
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I'm going to try and word this as PG as possible : I met this girl who swore she was great at oral sex. Well.. Once it got down to the get-down... She must have thought, the faster u are, the better it is. She also had an issue keeping her teeth out of the way. Add those 2 things together.... And my little man wouldn't stand for me for over a week !
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I'm going to try and word this as PG as possible : I met this girl who swore she was great at oral sex. Well.. Once it got down to the get-down... She must have thought, the faster u are, the better it is. She also had an issue keeping her teeth out of the way. Add those 2 things together.... And my little man wouldn't stand for me for over a week !
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I've had a lot of awful sex, but one episode that springs to mind is when I was with this total idiot and he was going down on me and somehow bit my clitoris so hard it bled. A lot. I remember that I screamed, got out of bed and literally threw him and his clothes out the back door and locked it. It took about a week for it to heal.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! OW! Yes, lala wins this thread with this HORRIFIC post.
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I have nothing as bad as Lala...

But, I seem to remember a couple of guys who apparently had bad experiences with doing oral on chicks (smelled bad or something), and absolutely WOULD NOT do it on me even though I am extremely, extremely fastidious when it comes to making sure all my parts are clean and pretty much every guy who has gone down there has said I taste and smell amazing. As a result, I wasn't very...lubricated...and penetration hurt like hell. And I didn't really get off on it at all. Lame.
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I have nothing as bad as Lala...

But, I seem to remember a couple of guys who apparently had bad experiences with doing oral on chicks (smelled bad or something), and absolutely WOULD NOT do it on me even though I am extremely, extremely fastidious when it comes to making sure all my parts are clean and pretty much every guy who has gone down there has said I taste and smell amazing. As a result, I wasn't very...lubricated...and penetration hurt like hell. And I didn't really get off on it at all. Lame.
Yeah, that's a deal killer for me. lol
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Funny that I don't have much experience, yet can think of more than one bad time...

The worst was probably when I was at a BBW club night at a hotel with my "first real FA boyfriend". I had planned on it being our first night together and thought it was going to be special. He treated me like crap that night, so I left the ballroom, went up to our hotel room. He didn't even notice (or maybe just didn't care) that I was gone for quite a long time. The next morning, things were a little better. He realized he blew it... but instead of both of us just acknowledging that it wasn't going to happen, at some point we were kissing or something - nothing hot and heavy, when he said "You want to?" - like, "Hey, we have half an hour before we're supposed to check out"

I was an idiot and I agreed, even though I wasn't in the mood, didn't trust him, etc. No foreplay, and let's just say that once he thought he was ... ahem... in the zone, it was like he was having a seizure. It ended very quickly with me actually saying out loud "This isn't working".
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all of my sober sex has been pretty bad. most of my drunk sex has been wild. "who are you, and why i am bruised?!" yeah yeah, i know i drink to much, but makes me smile
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Indeed ! I'm hoping it stays as the worst ever. If there is anything worse, I don't wanna experiance it.
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Years of a bad marriage where her idea of foreplay was, "Let's have sex. Get it up....... Okay, I'm done." Seriously, I mean, WTF?

I mean, I'm a guy who must be half chick because I know a great is better than good . And good ing is a key to great .
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Can't really think of the worst experience - but have had a couple were size, or lack of played into it. It was like I felt NOTHING!! not good at all!

Now - not the worst sex itself - but pretty bad afterwards. Was with a guy I was dating and it was our first time being together - and the condom came off inside of me. I couldn't get it out, he couldn't get it out... we ended up at urgent care at midnight.. definitely an embarrassing moment... and one that I'll never forget.
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I don't think so. WHY on earth would you want to bring up bad sex after it has happened? Bad sex is like a nightmare or bad dream, you just barely remember it once it's over, then let it die and move on.
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To commiserate with others. To laugh about it. To get some sympathy. To let others know what you consider to be "bad" sex. To realise that it's not the end of the world. To know that it happens to everyone sooner or later and not just you. And lastly, because people like to talk about sex, good or bad.
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