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Old 03-16-2011, 09:52 AM   #1
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My wife has not been able to have sex in the regular manor due to being disablited with a bad back .She cannot walk without a walker.This is sad for a beatiful blond woman who is only 54.We have "messed around" for some years but she did not seemed to be interestered in sex much, i suppose menopouse may have had someting to do with this.I throught if i could fan a spark we could get our sex lives going, i'm a dirty old man at 59 who does not want to give up yet.
Last week i bought a cheap vibrator to try on her when we went to Las Vegas
I put the vibrator in her and turned in on, what an effect, she kept coming and coming.She finally had to quit after two times we had sex that she was "too sore" down there to do it any more.Now she wants me to buy a bigger vibator, she says i'm bigger than the vibrator. What have i done? I always knew she was a horny woman, but this is an effect i didn't thing of.She also now wants to try anal sex after watching a porn movie.This is something i have never done, how do i start?
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Old 03-16-2011, 11:18 PM   #2
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So your wife is now being sexually satisfied and this is a problem? What?
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Old 03-16-2011, 11:21 PM   #3
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If you put the vibrator IN her, and have at one point or another held your own penis in your own hand, (I'm assuming....I could be wrong) wouldn't you know whether or not you were bigger than the vibrator?
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Old 03-16-2011, 11:36 PM   #4
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My wife has not been able to have sex in the regular manor due to being disablited with a bad back .She cannot walk without a walker.This is sad for a beatiful blond woman who is only 54.We have "messed around" for some years but she did not seemed to be interestered in sex much, i suppose menopouse may have had someting to do with this.I throught if i could fan a spark we could get our sex lives going, i'm a dirty old man at 59 who does not want to give up yet.
Last week i bought a cheap vibrator to try on her when we went to Las Vegas
I put the vibrator in her and turned in on, what an effect, she kept coming and coming.She finally had to quit after two times we had sex that she was "too sore" down there to do it any more.Now she wants me to buy a bigger vibator, she says i'm bigger than the vibrator. What have i done? I always knew she was a horny woman, but this is an effect i didn't thing of.She also now wants to try anal sex after watching a porn movie.This is something i have never done, how do i start?
I would first try to understand what are your own personal boundries as it sounds like your wife is suggesting acts that are outside your normal sexual actitivites like anal sex...good for her though for re-discovering her sexuality and embracing the joy and pleasure her body can give to her....so once you know the things you are interested in doing, discuss this with her and go from there....see what sexual desires you have in common and enjoy!! Sounds like you have a firey hellcat on your hands!! Meow!
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I would suggest a hitachi magic wand and some attachments. Anal sex.. lube and go slow,spooning position is best and least stressful for both people.


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My wife has not been able to have sex in the regular manor due to being disablited with a bad back .She cannot walk without a walker.This is sad for a beatiful blond woman who is only 54.We have "messed around" for some years but she did not seemed to be interestered in sex much, i suppose menopouse may have had someting to do with this.I throught if i could fan a spark we could get our sex lives going, i'm a dirty old man at 59 who does not want to give up yet.
Last week i bought a cheap vibrator to try on her when we went to Las Vegas
I put the vibrator in her and turned in on, what an effect, she kept coming and coming.She finally had to quit after two times we had sex that she was "too sore" down there to do it any more.Now she wants me to buy a bigger vibator, she says i'm bigger than the vibrator. What have i done? I always knew she was a horny woman, but this is an effect i didn't thing of.She also now wants to try anal sex after watching a porn movie.This is something i have never done, how do i start?
Have her give you a blumpkin it feels really great!
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How could you suggest that knowing in his first sentence he stated his wife is disabled?
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