Sinister, Right?

Sasquatch! · 07-31-2011, 07:21 AM

Do you fap with your left hand or your right hand?

SlightlyMorbid · 07-31-2011, 07:41 AM

Why would one fap if you maybe have a woman to do that for you? =P

xxeell · 07-31-2011, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SlightlyMorbid

Why would one fap if you maybe have a woman to do that for you? =P

That's a good point haha

FishCharming · 07-31-2011, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by SlightlyMorbid

Why would one fap if you maybe have a woman to do that for you? =P

so beautiful yet so naive...

not all of us are blessed with gorgeous FFAs to take care of the handy work around the house, ifyaknowwhati'msayin'!

even if you do have someone around to lend a hand the good old Old Fashioned seems to be sorely overlooked in the sexual day-to-day.

but as for me i use the right hand, with a little auxilary support from the left. sometimes i switch it up (i call it the stranger

) but it's not often.

MrBob · 07-31-2011, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SlightlyMorbid

Why would one fap if you maybe have a woman to do that for you? =P

Even if a man has a woman to do it for him there are still times when he gets the urge to take care of things personally. Plus we really don't want women to know how often we're doing it.

Broadside · 07-31-2011, 04:56 PM

Ok, I put "It takes Two" but not why you might think.

See, when I'm sitting down, I use my left hand. When I'm laying down I use my right.

And if I'm using a fleshlight, well... I mean that's just all over the place so... who knows.

Yeah, I know, I'm a slut.

LeoGibson · 07-31-2011, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SlightlyMorbid

Why would one fap if you maybe have a woman to do that for you? =P

Because sometimes a man's just got to do what a man's got to do.

theronin23 · 08-01-2011, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Broadside

Ok, I put "It takes Two" but not why you might think.

See, when I'm sitting down, I use my left hand. When I'm laying down I use my right.

This is me, but flip flop the hands. Sitting - Right, Laying - Left.

MrBob · 08-01-2011, 10:35 AM

Southpaw all the way.

SlightlyMorbid · 08-01-2011, 11:37 AM

It's all in the wrist any way bebbeh xD

But...yeah, sometimes you gotta wrestle the 'python' yerself...

Rathkhan · 08-01-2011, 11:50 AM

I'm a total Righty!! Every time I stroke, regardless of orientation.

J34 · 08-01-2011, 12:11 PM

Those who don't fap...use a robot

I am lefty so I guess we can assume where my tendencies gravitate towards

Zowie · 08-01-2011, 03:10 PM

Left, right, robots, feet, various phallic vegetables, other people, shower, furniture, a stiff breeze... I'm the MacGuyver of diddling. Give me a chewing gum and a rubber band ANY day.

MrBob · 08-01-2011, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Zowie

Left, right, robots, feet, various phallic vegetables, other people, shower, furniture, a stiff breeze... I'm the MacGuyver of diddling. Give me a chewing gum and a rubber band ANY day.

Robots? Are we talking a toy megatron or Twiki from Buck Rogers?

ManBeef · 08-01-2011, 04:30 PM

I have to alternate. But more so with the left. Sometimes I simply skip the hands && just start dry humping random stuff or even punching the manbeef til I pop like an over filled Ziplock. Yummy days

theronin23 · 08-02-2011, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ManBeef

punching the manbeef til I pop like an over filled Ziplock.

.....what the fuck are you talking about?

y'know...on second thought...I don't even wanna know.

ManBeef · 08-02-2011, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by theronin23

.....what the fuck are you talking about?

y'know...on second thought...I don't even wanna know.

Well see here Ronin fellow. There is a small group of people that take "beating it" literally. The act of "abusing" the special member actually brings forth orgasm. So what that whole thing there is saying is that I like to beat my beef (obvious) til it pops like an over filled Ziplock (if you over fill a Ziplock it has the potential of busting. Popping or busting are used to describe one that has ejaculated) Now I can't say that I am going Mike Tyson on my wang but I do like to bend it or hit it because its more sensation then the average jerk. So if you would have just looked into the obvious pervo joke there it would have been clear to you buddy. But I'm sure you got that already but just wanted to poke at me a lil. So onward Ronin, poke away. I still love you

SanDiega · 08-02-2011, 11:42 AM

Being a lady it is most convenient (and more enjoyable) to season the taco with both hands.

Lil BigginZ · 08-02-2011, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SanDiega

Being a lady it is most convenient (and more enjoyable) to season the taco with both hands.

i laughed so loud, now my nephews think i'm weird.

Ninja Glutton · 08-03-2011, 11:46 AM

Is it weird that I write with my left hand and fap with my right?

Ninja Glutton · 08-03-2011, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by SanDiega

Being a lady it is most convenient (and more enjoyable) to season the taco with both hands.

What exactly are you seasoning it with? Avocado slices? Chili powder?

GlassDaemon · 08-03-2011, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SanDiega

Being a lady it is most convenient (and more enjoyable) to season the taco with both hands.

Oh, I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

This question has me thinking about my boyfriend, he's ambidextrous, he writes with his left but does most everything else with his right... so he's probably right... I really wanna ask him now...

GentleSavage · 08-03-2011, 04:40 PM

It depends on my position... and if anything is being used to help me out. But I usually go with Leftie "it's Peanut Butter Jelly Time" Jackson when the time comes.

And it took me a bit to get the title of this post, but then I LOL'd.

Awkward...

LeoGibson · 08-03-2011, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ManBeef

Well see here Ronin fellow. There is a small group of people that take "beating it" literally. The act of "abusing" the special member actually brings forth orgasm. So what that whole thing there is saying is that I like to beat my beef (obvious) til it pops like an over filled Ziplock (if you over fill a Ziplock it has the potential of busting. Popping or busting are used to describe one that has ejaculated) Now I can't say that I am going Mike Tyson on my wang but I do like to bend it or hit it because its more sensation then the average jerk. So if you would have just looked into the obvious pervo joke there it would have been clear to you buddy. But I'm sure you got that already but just wanted to poke at me a lil. So onward Ronin, poke away. I still love you

But do you beat it like it owes you money?

SlightlyMorbid · 08-04-2011, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by LeoGibson

But do you beat it like it owes you money?

Why would a penis owe you money?

View Poll Results: Which do you fap-favour?
Lefty	9	24.32%
Righty	11	29.73%
I don't fap, as I am a robot.	5	13.51%
IT TAKES TWO HANDS TO TAME THIS BRONCO.	12	32.43%
Voters: 37. You may not vote on this poll

07-31-2011, 07:21 AM	#1
Sasquatch! A tame Sassy appeared! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cardiff Posts: 2,761	Sinister, Right? Do you fap with your left hand or your right hand? __________________ Sassy used British Accent! It's super effective!

07-31-2011, 04:56 PM	#6
Broadside Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Kansas City Posts: 258	Ok, I put "It takes Two" but not why you might think. See, when I'm sitting down, I use my left hand. When I'm laying down I use my right. And if I'm using a fleshlight, well... I mean that's just all over the place so... who knows. Yeah, I know, I'm a slut. __________________ Things are never black and white, there are always shades of gray. Never be afraid to PM.

08-01-2011, 12:11 PM	#12
J34 Purple Monkey Dishwasher! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 680	Those who don't fap...use a robot I am lefty so I guess we can assume where my tendencies gravitate towards __________________ (O_o)

08-01-2011, 03:10 PM	#13
Zowie Zowie-Zilla Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Vancouver Posts: 2,138	Left, right, robots, feet, various phallic vegetables, other people, shower, furniture, a stiff breeze... I'm the MacGuyver of diddling. Give me a chewing gum and a rubber band ANY day. __________________ Still an angry nightshade vegetable at heart.

07-31-2011, 07:41 AM	#2
SlightlyMorbid Darth Cuddles Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Netherlands Posts: 436	Why would one fap if you maybe have a woman to do that for you? =P

08-01-2011, 10:35 AM	#9
MrBob Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Wales, UK Posts: 773	Southpaw all the way.

08-01-2011, 11:37 AM	#10
SlightlyMorbid Darth Cuddles Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Netherlands Posts: 436	It's all in the wrist any way bebbeh xD But...yeah, sometimes you gotta wrestle the 'python' yerself...

08-01-2011, 11:50 AM	#11
Rathkhan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 285	I'm a total Righty!! Every time I stroke, regardless of orientation.

08-01-2011, 04:30 PM	#15
ManBeef Master Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,054	I have to alternate. But more so with the left. Sometimes I simply skip the hands && just start dry humping random stuff or even punching the manbeef til I pop like an over filled Ziplock. Yummy days __________________ Hearts && Moonshine, Willie

08-02-2011, 11:42 AM	#18
SanDiega Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: CA/NV Posts: 284	Being a lady it is most convenient (and more enjoyable) to season the taco with both hands.

08-03-2011, 11:46 AM	#20
Ninja Glutton Film and Music Geek Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Philly Posts: 1,502	Is it weird that I write with my left hand and fap with my right?

08-03-2011, 04:40 PM	#23
GentleSavage I don't bite too much... Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 237	It depends on my position... and if anything is being used to help me out. But I usually go with Leftie "it's Peanut Butter Jelly Time" Jackson when the time comes. And it took me a bit to get the title of this post, but then I LOL'd. Awkward...

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