Susanne Eman wants to be World's Heaviest Person.

[Fat Brian]

This:


And this:

[Jes]

Originally Posted by LoveBHMS

I've met Kevin. He's a real life friend of mine. Like actual real life, not Facebook. Yes he's capable of facial expressions and yes it was a stupid question. Lots of people tend to look the same in multitudes of photographs.

And FWIW, he's also not a serial killer, not dumpy, and he sure as heck doesn't think single people are losers nor does he use singleness against anyone. He happens to be a terrific person, a good friend, and a gentleman IN REAL LIFE. It annoys the daylights out of me to watch people talking shit on somebody they don't even know, especially when that person is an out and proud FA which is the actual point of Dimensions.

Wrong! Four of Clubs!

hahahahaah. Aww shit.

[Jes]

Originally Posted by russianrobot

Wild Zero I can tell by your avatar you are getting more 'pussy' than Kevin ever has.

by kicking it in the face, or ... ?

[penguin]

I haven't looked at this thread til now, and I'm like really confused.

[Diana_Prince245]

I'm kinda here right now.

[Jes]

Ok, let me bottomline it for you ladies:

A russianbot and a lovesBMs had a baby and it looked like corey feldman and then I laughed a lot and so did the Joker from a cartoon.

AND, SCENE.



No? Not descriptive enough?

What happened is what always happens at Dims: ridiculous idea for a thread + insane posting by all = rampant douchebaggery!

[CastingPearls]

yeah anyway.....

[Jes]

Originally Posted by CastingPearls

yeah anyway.....

i seriously hope i'm the fat one.

[vardon_grip]

Originally Posted by Jes

i seriously hope i'm the fat one.

I think you're the one on the left. ^5!

[KHayes666]

Originally Posted by russianrobot

Its Russianrobot not Russianbot



There is no doubt in my mind you would act differently if you were angry, I am sure it would involve kicking some cat or dog in the face.

Apparently at least 11 people thought it was funny, due to the rep I seemed to receive and the mere Fact you said I am Bruce Campbell's & Buck Owens Love child makes me happier than you can imagine. Two true American Icons.
But hey looking like Corey Feldman's cool he got to hang out with Michael Jackson



Its "Fiancée" not Fiance. What Battle are you talking about??? Mandatory ignore??? What the hell is that? I am calling BS on that. Anyone else ever heard of mandatory ignore??. I think your confusing me with another of the 234,567 other people on these boards you have pissed off.

The Gacy comment confuses me are you saying you have not been caught raping and murdering young teenage boys yet? I don't think aspiring to be in Gacy's shadow would be good in anyway. But that is what gives you your special 'charm' now isn't it.



Wild Zero I can tell by your avatar you are getting more 'pussy' than Kevin ever has.


Considering this post came in 45 secs after the above post leads me to believe your both sitting in A)Your Parents Basement's B)His Parents Basement


I will close with this comment about Khayes666;

"You can't cure stupid"

By insulting Wild Zero you just proved to be an even bigger moron than you've already shown....which is saying something.

Oh and by the way Jes, your hypocrisy is absolutely hilarious.

You laugh when Russianbot calls me a variety of names which I'm actually not then "get offended" when I say something along the same lines to him. So its ok for him to say I'm dumpy but I'm the bad guy for suggesting he's never been laid before (hell, I'm probably right too)? Hypocrisy at its finest.

But hey, this is way too funny to end. Please continue

[CurvyEm]

Oh my God. This thread is hysterical on toast. The picture of KHayes666 head on a bunny has finished me off.

As you were.

[Rowan]

well damn I see that dimensions hasn't changed 1 little bit since I've been gone lol

[Heyyou]

Originally Posted by Rowan

well damn I see that dimensions hasn't changed 1 little bit since I've been gone lol

I think it has. We are all our usual jovial selves

[Jes]

Originally Posted by KHayes666

Oh and by the way Jes, your hypocrisy is absolutely hilarious.

Right?

I am honestly pretty much one of the funniest people I know. My whole life, I've had at least 2 people/week tell me I should go into stand-up comedy (well, my 'whole life' is overkill--since about Jr. High)...but it's a hard biz. And I think I'd prefer sit-down comedy, personally.

But yes. I do crack myself up, hard, so thank you for noticing! And everyone else, too, for the mad props. I like to think my sense of humor is a mix of book smarts, street smarts, pop culture knowledge and a good dose of outrageousness mixed with silliness; it's a hypnotic blend and hails from Chicago, home of Kathy Griffin.

[Jes]

Originally Posted by KHayes666

I'm the bad guy for suggesting he's never been laid before (hell, I'm probably right too)?

Oh, no! Far from it! I gave RussianRobot a very stern talking to in a wide variety of PMs feverishly exchanged late into the night. I did some tongue clucking, followed by eye rolling, followed by some furious finger wagging.

Your reputation has been upheld. You're welcome.



ps: tell him his hair looks like whatever you think it looks like--that's par for the course. When you bring singleness into it, it looks desperate. FYI. Are you getting it yet? At all? Remotely? Anything? Knock knock!

[Carrie]

OMG guyz please stop arguing and tell me who the worlds fatttest lady is I NEED TO KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

This is important.

[russianrobot]

Originally Posted by Jes

Oh, no! Far from it! I gave RussianRobot a very stern talking to in a wide variety of PMs feverishly exchanged late into the night. I did some tongue clucking, followed by eye rolling, followed by some furious finger wagging.

Your reputation has been upheld. You're welcome.



ps: tell him his hair looks like whatever you think it looks like--that's par for the course. When you bring singleness into it, it looks desperate. FYI. Are you getting it yet? At all? Remotely? Anything? Knock knock!

Okay Jes I said the Hail Marys, Ran around my block twice, went into the Bathroom said Bloody Mary 5 times (saw nothing there except some weird glowing soap scum), Rubbed my head patted my tummy, tried to sneeze with my eyes open, and read James Joyce to my dog....I think that about does it.....I promise to behave. Thank you for your sage like advice.

[mithrandirjn]

Originally Posted by joswitch

Smokers.
Boozers.
They are legion.
They will (almost always) get ill.
But!
They pay taxes too. Just like you.

Skydivers.
Base jumpers.
Rock climbers.
Motor racers. etc.
Will very likely suffer injury.
But!
They pay taxes too, Just like you.

Fat peeps.
Are also not exempt from taxes. Just like you.

What is the greatest obligation - to avoid being a "burden" on society?
Or to live your life and treat your own body as you see fit?

Remember, YOUR health needs will be seen as "burden" by someone somewhere.

Easy tiger, I expressly said I don't expect laws being made to "mandate" people leading personal health standards; it's unrealistic and nanny state-ish, not to mention a complete invasion of privacy. Applying blanket standards to everybody is absurd on every level.

However, yes, you best believe I think it's a major obligation to, if you're capable of it, avoid being a "burden". That isn't to say I'd ever want somebody denied healthcare or help, even if they did willingly engage in destructive behavior, and obviously there are plenty of people who have issues they can't work around on their own, which is an entirely different matter.

But the legal side of this has never been an issue for me. Legally, yes, cover everybody, take care of everybody, I don't care if they were intentionally setting themselves on fire, no exceptions, take care of them.
That said, I definitely feel there's a moral side that has nothing to do with laws passed. Does that mean I'm going to pre-judge every cigarette smoker I see? Of course not, especially given the nature of addiction, but I personally feel a moral obligation in this matter, end of story. Nobody's going to be perfect and engage in 100% healthy behavior, obviously, really, let's just apply common sense.

Plus, comparing smoking with bungee jumping just goes absolutely nowhere, I'm sorry. So many things ranging from overall cost of care, length in years of health issues, frequency of health problems, etc.

[russianrobot]

Originally Posted by KHayes666

You laugh when Russianbot calls me a variety of names which I'm actually not

Oh no, no no you cannot say that! I will gladly take back Bowl haircut comment.

I wholeheartedly apologize for calling you 'dumpy'.

But dude no way, sorry can't do it, won't do it you fucking look like Corey Feldman.


I cannot change the fact you look like Corey you were just born that way.

Godspeed Corvin, Godspeed

[snuggletiger]

And all I wanted to know was what a person got out of the title besides just the title, were there financial benefits to having the title. Alas nobody here seems to know.

[Jes]

Originally Posted by russianrobot

Okay Jes I said the Hail Marys, Ran around my block twice, went into the Bathroom said Bloody Mary 5 times (saw nothing there except some weird glowing soap scum), Rubbed my head patted my tummy, tried to sneeze with my eyes open, and read James Joyce to my dog....I think that about does it.....I promise to behave. Thank you for your sage like advice.

Well anyway, and I'm not trying to White Knight here (hey--do you remember the tv show The White Shadow? I just had a flashback!) or anything, but I think people here don't know what a cool guy you are in real life, and it's my job to interject and tell them, even though it's super unrelated.

So let's get together again, IN REAL LIFE, which is NOT THE INTERNET, even though we will KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET, and relive those fun times we used to have.

Like how you'd write me a note during quiet reading time and ask if I wanted to come over and ride bikes after school (which was weird, b/c you're like 40 and so am I).

Or that time we dressed up in your Grandma's clothes, and got drunk on cooking sherry and dropped a turd in the punch bowl, which was empty at the time so it just made this weird 'smack' sound

Or that one thing we did with that beanbag chair that one time...and only that one time.

WE'RE SO AWESOME AND THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN *IN REAL LIFE* I bet you're jealous, right? EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE TOTALLY GONNA BE THERE TOO!

[Jes]

Originally Posted by snuggletiger

And all I wanted to know was what a person got out of the title besides just the title, were there financial benefits to having the title. Alas nobody here seems to know.

Wake up; of course there are. But they pale in comparison to the fact that you're now dealing with a whole host of other issues, if you ask me.

Then again, some people do things for attention only. Maybe there will never be a dime in it, but many want to be on TV. The reason 'why' isn't as important as the 'film at 11' result.

[Jes]

Originally Posted by KHayes666

But hey, this is way too funny to end. Please continue

I am genuinely glad you're finding this funny b/c I really am too. ANd your gf is tee-heeing, and I'm guffawing, and russianrobot is chuckling, and VG is ROFLHAO-ing, and I'm pretty sure everyone else reading this thread is getting a good, long laugh out of it. I love it when we all get along; it's actually pretty fun!

You gotta admit--you and that latest image of CF are totes separated-at-birth!

I wish someone here at Dims looked like the other, dead, Corey b/c he was cute (I was actually 'in' (crowd scene) a movie with him, btw. Remind me to tell you the story sometime), and it'd be pretty neat.

Hey, who else at Dims looks like someone famous?

[Heyyou]

Originally Posted by Carrie

OMG guyz please stop arguing and tell me who the worlds fatttest lady is I NEED TO KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

This is important.

Judging by the numbers, it is Paulee at 723lbs.
Second would be SuperSizedBombShell Chelle from Canada, at 703lbs.
Thirdly would be Goddess Patty, at 658lbs.

Donna Simpson is losing weight
Zsalynn is an "unverified" (though i believe her and am helping her get scale) ~640lbs (stated number..)
and "Massive Mocha," though once well over 600lbs (she was hottest at that time IMHO and she liked it too) is now a touch over 500lbs and going down.
And Queen Raqui is likely still in the "upper 500lbs/low 600lbs" range.

Hope this helps.

[vardon_grip]

Originally Posted by Heyyou

Judging by the numbers, it is Paulee at 723lbs.
Second would be SuperSizedBombShell Chelle from Canada, at 703lbs.
Thirdly would be Goddess Patty, at 658lbs.

Donna Simpson is losing weight
Zsalynn is an "unverified" (though i believe her and am helping her get scale) ~640lbs (stated number..)
and "Massive Mocha," though once well over 600lbs (she was hottest at that time IMHO and she liked it too) is now a touch over 500lbs and going down.
And Queen Raqui is likely still in the "upper 500lbs/low 600lbs" range.

Hope this helps.

FTW!!!!!!!!!