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Old 09-24-2012, 11:12 PM   #226
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You just answered your own questions LOL
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Old 09-25-2012, 11:35 AM   #227
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I couldn't care less about penis size.
Belongs it has testicles, isn't deformed and works properly for its purposes lol.
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:01 AM   #228
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I'm 44 and I still get morning wood. Is this typical at my age? It's great having an alarm cock. It's always up before I am and it keeps me from accidentaly rolling out of bed.
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:39 AM   #229
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That's a good thing! Your bits and pieces are healthy and in fine working form!

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Old 10-04-2012, 02:49 PM   #230
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I'll be brave and attempt to put a picture in here...





I didn't say it would be of my penis!!!!
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Old 10-10-2012, 05:46 AM   #231
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I've gotten more comfortable with my penis lately.
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Old 10-25-2012, 02:24 PM   #232
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I've gotten more comfortable with my penis lately.
I wanna get comfy with a penis....like NOW.

Mostly any penis would do,but I'd be pretending it was Hozay's!

<---------- insert that meat sword here!
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Old 10-25-2012, 02:38 PM   #233
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What does this even mean? I have my ideas, but an explanation could shed some light. Haha.

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Old 10-26-2012, 12:17 AM   #234
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(it's "Nth Degree" by Morningwood. Annoyingly catchy one-hit-wonder from '06*. You have been warned.)


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Old 11-03-2012, 05:45 PM   #235
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I've gotten more comfortable with my penis lately.
I have grown more comfortable talking about your penis.


Send pix plz kthx
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Old 11-04-2012, 06:17 AM   #236
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i got comfortable with my penis twice today. you want pics?
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:49 PM   #237
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I went to the movies with my penis today
The dick wouldnt stop talking
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Old 11-08-2012, 08:30 PM   #238
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Fonzworth- very funny and cute!
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:37 PM   #239
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The best lover I ever had was also the smallest. He told me he wished he were longer, but he just liked sex to much to let that stop him. I admire him for that.
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Old 11-17-2012, 11:25 PM   #240
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I will say this about my penis. I have never masturbated or played with it before. However I have had it go off by accident while cleaning it!
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It's annoying, happens every time I'm polishing.
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Old 11-20-2012, 03:24 AM   #242
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Who even notices? Hey, did we have sex? Did you play with my nipples? Sure don't give a shit.....
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Old 11-25-2012, 03:21 AM   #243
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I wish it were between some warm bunz right now.
Also it curves.
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Old 11-25-2012, 01:35 PM   #244
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I wish it were between some warm bunz right now.
Don't play with your food like that, dude... not cool
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Old 11-25-2012, 07:18 PM   #245
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Don't play with your food like that, dude... not cool
Haha..rofl.
Not those kinds of buns...
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