Hey, cowboy...Let's talk about your penis.

[phoenixcinder]

It sometimes feels weird that I am in my 30's and I have never went for the measuring tape to get a concrete length. I never cared enough to take the effort

[bbwbud]

I dunno about everyone else here, but when I read certain threads here, mine just gets bigger. Who needs Viagra when you have Dimms?

[Blackjack]

Originally Posted by bbwbud

Who needs Viagra when you have Dimms?

People who aren't into fat partners or who have erectile dysfunction?

[adam]

Admit to being a nice and or decent guy and you will be presumed and or directly accused of being the exact opposite in my experience by both men and women, especially women, and women always seem to like guys who are abusive assholes for some reason. So I can't win for losing. Oh, my penis is very average.

[Hozay J Garseeya]

What a great thread. I have learned to love my penis, as I didn't always before.

[lovelylady78]

Originally Posted by adam

Admit to being a nice and or decent guy and you will be presumed and or directly accused of being the exact opposite in my experience by both men and women, especially women, and women always seem to like guys who are abusive assholes for some reason. So I can't win for losing. Oh, my penis is very average.

I don't mean this as being critical of adam specifically, it's just something I've noticed a lot lately with people around me (both men and women), and it bothers me SO MUCH.

Katt Williams does a whole routine around the concept, (about women complaining about men being assholes) but in vernacular that I'm not at liberty to use. What I'm going to do is try to explain it in my own way using some of his words but stretching to fit both men and women-- because it applies equally either way.

If you're over 25 years old and you find yourself thinking or talking about how "men are assholes" or "women are bitches" or complain that "men are only attracted to bitches" or "women are only attracted to assholes", please examine the choices that YOU are making. Because what you really mean to say is all of the men YOU f*&$ with are assholes or all of the women YOU f*&$ with are bitches and so on and so forth. Think about why YOU are making/have made the choices you have in pursuing or allowing yourself to be pursued by the people you have, and apply what you should have learned to not continue to pursue the same person (just in a different form) over and over and over again. Katt puts it so much more eloquently, though. He basically says if you walk around complaining that men "ain't shit" maybe you need to figure out what it is about your pussy that keeps attracting "ain't shit" men. Same applies to men: what is it about your penis (in keeping with the thread ) that keeps attracting "ain't shit" women?

No one enojys someone treating them badly or abusing them. And if they put up with it, they're damaged in ways that you can't fix simply by being nice. But this I can promise you: women like being treated well. And THAT is how we'll find out if you're a nice/decent guy...not because you tells us that you are but because you show us that you are. And I can't help but think that it's the same with men.

/rant

[lovelylady78]

Originally Posted by Hozay J Garseeya

What a great thread. I have learned to love my penis, as I didn't always before.

And everyone loves your penis.

[rellis10]

Originally Posted by adam

Admit to being a nice and or decent guy and you will be presumed and or directly accused of being the exact opposite in my experience by both men and women, especially women, and women always seem to like guys who are abusive assholes for some reason. So I can't win for losing. Oh, my penis is very average.

I don't think you can 'admit' to being a nice/decent guy, you may THINK you are but it's entirely up to other people to decide for themselves.

[penguin]

Originally Posted by lovelylady78

I don't mean this as being critical of adam specifically, it's just something I've noticed a lot lately with people around me (both men and women), and it bothers me SO MUCH.

Katt Williams does a whole routine around the concept, (about women complaining about men being assholes) but in vernacular that I'm not at liberty to use. What I'm going to do is try to explain it in my own way using some of his words but stretching to fit both men and women-- because it applies equally either way.

If you're over 25 years old and you find yourself thinking or talking about how "men are assholes" or "women are bitches" or complain that "men are only attracted to bitches" or "women are only attracted to assholes", please examine the choices that YOU are making. Because what you really mean to say is all of the men YOU f*&$ with are assholes or all of the women YOU f*&$ with are bitches and so on and so forth. Think about why YOU are making/have made the choices you have in pursuing or allowing yourself to be pursued by the people you have, and apply what you should have learned to not continue to pursue the same person (just in a different form) over and over and over again. Katt puts it so much more eloquently, though. He basically says if you walk around complaining that men "ain't shit" maybe you need to figure out what it is about your pussy that keeps attracting "ain't shit" men. Same applies to men: what is it about your penis (in keeping with the thread ) that keeps attracting "ain't shit" women?

No one enojys someone treating them badly or abusing them. And if they put up with it, they're damaged in ways that you can't fix simply by being nice. But this I can promise you: women like being treated well. And THAT is how we'll find out if you're a nice/decent guy...not because you tells us that you are but because you show us that you are. And I can't help but think that it's the same with men.

/rant

QFT. I'm all out of rep for you, too

People who go around complaining that they're nice guys/girls and that they never get any action really aren't nice guys or girls. They're being nice to get them some, which completely negates any niceness. As the lovely lovelylady said, look at yourself, your choices and who you choose to socialise with. Actions speak louder than words, after all.

[BigBeautifulMe]

Also out of rep for LL! Someone get her for us! What a great post. Exactly what she and Penguin said - so, so true.

[CastingPearls]

Originally Posted by penguin

QFT. I'm all out of rep for you, too

People who go around complaining that they're nice guys/girls and that they never get any action really aren't nice guys or girls. They're being nice to get them some, which completely negates any niceness. As the lovely lovelylady said, look at yourself, your choices and who you choose to socialise with. Actions speak louder than words, after all.

Originally Posted by BigBeautifulMe

Also out of rep for LL! Someone get her for us! What a great post. Exactly what she and Penguin said - so, so true.

I got her.

[Green Eyed Fairy]

Originally Posted by Hozay J Garseeya

What a great thread. I have learned to love my penis, as I didn't always before.

Post pix of you lurving your peen or it didnt happen.....

[QuasimodoQT]

^^ I got LL, too. Though I post a lot less/have way less rep, so mine doesn't count as much.

I'm in the "Yes, they can be too big" camp. I was with my ex 8 years, and never got used to his size, I was still sore every time. I had friends who were fascinated by it (impossible to hide), and by the fact that it took him a VERY long time to climax, thinking he sounded ideal, but unless you've been there, done that, assuming isn't wise.

It was pretty, sure. And there is an aspect to exaggerated gender differences in me that responds to that, just as I also react to men who are taller/bigger/stronger/etc. than me. But that's only in thought and instinct, not in deed. In reality, his strong sexual appetite, size, and the delayed climax meant I stopped being an innovative partner in sex, instead concentrating just on the things that were most likely to be effective, in an attempt to save myself several types of discomfort/pain.

I personally prefer someone that doesn't make my jaw pop and get sore during oral, who is average length and girth- ovary knock is REAL. He always said he liked me being a BBW because he felt he would "break" smaller partners, not that he didn't have small-sized partners anyway. But it was also his experience that many women, of all sizes, found him difficult to accommodate. The other partners I've had (admittedly not many) have all seemed insecure with their own size, though they ranged from very small to above average. I thought it must be universal, and it's nice to find that it's not.
#bigdicksarenobedofroses

[adam]

Originally Posted by rellis10

I don't think you can 'admit' to being a nice/decent guy, you may THINK you are but it's entirely up to other people to decide for themselves.

My point exactly. I say I'm a nice guy. He says I'm a liar. Common decency seems to be a thing of past. Typical. I'm an old soul, like from a time when chivalry was the rule and not the exception.

I have just had an online girlfriend, of 7-8 months drop me with a moments notice. After the first few months things were progressing nicely & she is telling me how great and wonderful and handsome I am, and she really wants to be with me, we talk about plans for the future, we video chat 4 hours at a time. We never goa day without contact. The flight is paid for and everything is set for us to be together. 18 days to go, she decides to tell me she loves her mean, abusive ex boyfriend who likes to fuck her in the ass, and hit her, both of which she claimed to hate, and the next day she takes a flight to see him. I lose to the asshole. WTF?

Being the decent guy I am isn't an accident. I make a conscious effort to always chose right over wrong, to be considerate and act appropriate in every situation with every person I deal with in my life. I'm not a submissive welcome mat kind of guy. I'm just a regular nice guy. Yet I lose to the asshole. She seemed like a smart, well spoken, multi lingual, and sweet normal young woman, & devout in her faith. Oh well. She isn't the only such woman I've known personally to shock me in making that same kind of choice. I just don't get it.

My other experiences are like this. I see a woman I like in the real world, not a bar or club, she has no ring on. I ask her name. I ask her out using plain English. She seems shocked I'm asking her out and immediately rejects me without any hesitation. After that has happened a few times I give up.

So I'm keeping my penis in my pants, dormant. About a year ago I had the idea of finding a woman to start a relationship with to love and marry and have a family with, but now that seems an impossible dream. So my average penis is wasted. So be it. I shall move on as always.

I'm going to be living my life happily regardless. And again in closing, I have an average size penis.

[Hozay J Garseeya]

Originally Posted by lovelylady78

And everyone loves your penis.

Aww, thank you ma'am. I'll send you a dirty text In just a minute.

Originally Posted by adam

My point exactly. I say I'm a nice guy. He says I'm a liar. Common decency seems to be a thing of past. Typical. I'm an old soul, like from a time when chivalry was the rule and not the exception.

I have just had an online girlfriend, of 7-8 months drop me with a moments notice. After the first few months things were progressing nicely & she is telling me how great and wonderful and handsome I am, and she really wants to be with me, we talk about plans for the future, we video chat 4 hours at a time. We never goa day without contact. The flight is paid for and everything is set for us to be together. 18 days to go, she decides to tell me she loves her mean, abusive ex boyfriend who likes to fuck her in the ass, and hit her, both of which she claimed to hate, and the next day she takes a flight to see him. I lose to the asshole. WTF?

Being the decent guy I am isn't an accident. I make a conscious effort to always chose right over wrong, to be considerate and act appropriate in every situation with every person I deal with in my life. I'm not a submissive welcome mat kind of guy. I'm just a regular nice guy. Yet I lose to the asshole. She seemed like a smart, well spoken, multi lingual, and sweet normal young woman, & devout in her faith. Oh well. She isn't the only such woman I've known personally to shock me in making that same kind of choice. I just don't get it.

My other experiences are like this. I see a woman I like in the real world, not a bar or club, she has no ring on. I ask her name. I ask her out using plain English. She seems shocked I'm asking her out and immediately rejects me without any hesitation. After that has happened a few times I give up.

So I'm keeping my penis in my pants, dormant. About a year ago I had the idea of finding a woman to start a relationship with to love and marry and have a family with, but now that seems an impossible dream. So my average penis is wasted. So be it. I shall move on as always.

I'm going to be living my life happily regardless. And again in closing, I have an average size penis.

The only thing I'm going to touch on this is that he didn't call you a liar in any way. Rick was simply stating, that a person in general cant say who and what they are. You are a reflection of your actions. Seeing as I don't know you I can't make a judgment, but I'd like to think that's what Rick was getting at. You can SAY who you are but the people who have interactions with you are the ones who decide of you're a douche or a standup guy.

[tonynyc]

Originally Posted by lovelylady78

And everyone loves your penis.

Originally Posted by Hozay J Garseeya

Aww, thank you ma'am. I'll send you a dirty text In just a minute.

Hozay sounds like you've got Captain Planet beat by a Country Mile...

[hedone]

^^ That is the funniest pic I have seen in awhile.

[hedone]

Been thinking about this thread all day. I have heard the "nice guy" lament for years from friends etc. I do have some advice from one guy to another. I tend to be friends with women easier than men so I think I know what I'm talking about.

1. If you are an average looking guy (and most of us are) you have about a 0% chance of picking up some random girl in a bar. It comes down to trust and that is tied to attraction, and that is tied to trust. You are also going to have a hard time even getting close enough for a conversation. You might build a relationship over time. See a girl, catch her eye, and then maybe see her a few more times over a couple of weeks and maybe get something going that way. But the chance is much higher that you come off as "the creepy guy that keeps watching me". It's just the way that it is. If the bar scene is your thing, you are much better off making some (guy) friends, getting to know some people by playing pool or whatever, and then getting to know the women that know those people. It all takes time. You have to be known as a nice guy first. You can't say your a nice guy, you have to BE a nice guy. You also have to have a friend and can NOT be alone at the bar, driving a white panel van. Even better, go with women. A guy with women already is way less of a risk. It says that you probably aren't looking for someone to occupy your basement.

2. Dress the part. If you are trying to attract a mate, you can't be dressed like a bum. I get into arguments with guys about this. This doesn't mean an Armani suit. It means that if you are a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy, you are in a nice pair of jeans and a nice t-shirt. Buy a decent pair of shoes, girls notice. A girl could be walking on two peg legs and a guy wouldn't notice, but girls definitely do. If you insist on a John Deere hat, buy a new one and go to the appropriate bar. You can't wear your tractor hat in a dance club and expect to be successful. On the other hand, you might fit right in at the country bar down the street where the women LIKE guys with tractors. Hell there's even a song for that!

3. Be open to other possibilities. I'm not religious, but if I was single I would be at church every Sunday. Church has to be the best place ever, or so I imagine, as I don't go.. this isn't about me, OK!

4. Last there was a movie with Robert Duval and Shawn Penn with the following story.

Two bulls are standing on a hill looking down on a herd of sows. The young bull says "Let's run down there and if we are fast enough, maybe we can **ck one of them." The old bull says "no, no son. Smile, and let's walk down and **ck all of them".

[KittyKitten]

I like penises with a slightly bend. I prefer 6-8 inches, neither too small nor too big. And yes it helps if he knows how to work it. Just thinking about him right now mmmmm.

[daddyoh70]

Originally Posted by Hozay J Garseeya

What a great thread. I have learned to love my penis, as I didn't always before.

Funny, out of all the loves I've had in my life, my penis has always been my favorite and most consistent

Rather than quote the entire rant again, I've also laid some rep on loveylady for her awesome post.

I also agree with Rellis' take on this. One cannot declare themselves a nice/decent person. You may think you are, and at times may even be, but perception is reality. And the more you try to convince people how nice and decent you are, the bigger a dick they will think you are. Just my 2 cents.

[balletguy]

Lots o good pein talk here. The one good thing about it is that even if it gets sick of me...it can't leave me.....

[CastingPearls]

FTR, every guy I ever met/talked to, that said he was a nice guy, wasn't.

Salt doesn't need to brag that it's salty.

And in keeping with the subject, I love penis. Always have, always will.

[WhiteHotRazor]

No Viagra for me when I get old, can't wait for this bastard to shut up, maybe I'll finally be able to get some proper rest haha.

[adam]

There are no nice guys in the world at all, obviously, or there would not be so many women saying they are looking for one, when they're walking around everywhere right in front of them. Those nice guys are just pretending. Then again seems women say they want a nice guy but they really don't. Just saying. My two dollars....lol. I'm not a nice guy, really. I just play one on TV. I just got out of prison for bank robbery and murdering my old girlfriend who ratted me out to the cops. PM me if you're interested ladies. I have an average size penis.

[dan]

Nice Guy, OR Girl, maybe or maybe not, BUT , Everybody is looking for Something. which means we all have a personal agenda.and also mine gets rock like