What made you LOL today? - Page 46

Xyantha Reborn · 11-13-2017, 08:15 PM

Werk-werking on my assignments, and got a panicked LOL as Word tried to automatically save it as the author Xyantha because I've been doing other stuff.

Potential oopsie

LumpySmile · 12-16-2017, 10:59 AM

The Hickory Farms kiosk at the mall this year is directly in front of Torrid. Coincidence??

Xyantha Reborn · 12-23-2017, 09:44 AM

Hubby and I walking by a plus sized lingerie poster:

Him: that's such bull. Look at her - her proportions are all weird, like they used photoshop to make a skinny person look bigger. She is laying down curled up. Where are her rolls? Having spent time around you, I know people who like fuller figures like rolls.

Sorry guys, i think i let out the secret!!!

ODFFA · 01-10-2018, 01:23 PM

Why did that second comment kill me?

Tad · 01-25-2018, 07:23 AM

I just read that Pace, Florida has seen more snow this tear than has Edmonton, Alberta.

Which seems a bit unfair. I mean, first Florida gets itself better hockey teams than Edmonton, then it starts lining up more snow too?

djudex · 01-26-2018, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tad

I just read that Pace, Florida has seen more snow this tear than has Edmonton, Alberta.

Which seems a bit unfair. I mean, first Florida gets itself better hockey teams than Edmonton, then it starts lining up more snow too?

Seems fair to me, they play the hockey, they get the snow!

lucca23v2 · 03-11-2018, 03:28 PM

Hear is something funny, so this last job has created some health issues thanks to the stress. I am now suffering from acid reflux which has effected my vocal chords. SO the doctors gives me a list of what not to eat, no tea, no caffeine, no breath mints, no throat lozenges, no ground beef, no soda, no tomato or tomato based products, no diary, nothing spicy and a whole bunch of other things. I look at the doctor and say so basically I can eat air, chew gum and have lettuce. He looks at me and smiles. I told him, doc. if I could follow a diet do you think I would be fat? common work with me here. I live on pizza, I am hispanic which by default means somewhat spicy food. Now I have to eat bland food and sauceless pizza. But the funny part, the doctor tells me, you can cheat, eat some sugar free jello. Sugar free jello? how the fuck is that a cheat? it is sugar free?!?!?!?!!? Fucker.

lille · 03-14-2018, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucca23v2

Hear is something funny, so this last job has created some health issues thanks to the stress. I am now suffering from acid reflux which has effected my vocal chords. SO the doctors gives me a list of what not to eat, no tea, no caffeine, no breath mints, no throat lozenges, no ground beef, no soda, no tomato or tomato based products, no diary, nothing spicy and a whole bunch of other things. I look at the doctor and say so basically I can eat air, chew gum and have lettuce. He looks at me and smiles. I told him, doc. if I could follow a diet do you think I would be fat? common work with me here. I live on pizza, I am hispanic which by default means somewhat spicy food. Now I have to eat bland food and sauceless pizza. But the funny part, the doctor tells me, you can cheat, eat some sugar free jello. Sugar free jello? how the fuck is that a cheat? it is sugar free?!?!?!?!!? Fucker.

What planet does he live on that sugar free jello is a cheat?

Dr. Feelgood · 03-15-2018, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lille

What planet does he live on that sugar free jello is a cheat?

Or, for that matter a treat. Somewhere out there is a planet inhabited by creatures without taste buds.

ODFFA · 04-02-2018, 04:34 AM

THIS. Is a Let's Play.

(Many NSFW languages

)

**loopytheone** · 04-03-2018, 01:03 PM

Moderating the new users made me laugh today.

First ever instance of a spambot putting its gender as 'Viagra'.

dwesterny · 04-07-2018, 03:34 PM

Why is it legal to call a gathering of crows a "murder"?

Probable caws.

01-10-2018, 01:23 PM	#1129
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01-25-2018, 07:23 AM	#1130
Tad mostly harmless Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,609	I just read that Pace, Florida has seen more snow this tear than has Edmonton, Alberta. Which seems a bit unfair. I mean, first Florida gets itself better hockey teams than Edmonton, then it starts lining up more snow too? __________________ Criticism is so often nothing more than the eye garrulously denouncing the shape of the peephole that gives access to hidden treasure. -Djuna Barnes, writer and artist

03-11-2018, 03:28 PM	#1132
lucca23v2 Curves for miles Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: NYC! Posts: 2,015	Hear is something funny, so this last job has created some health issues thanks to the stress. I am now suffering from acid reflux which has effected my vocal chords. SO the doctors gives me a list of what not to eat, no tea, no caffeine, no breath mints, no throat lozenges, no ground beef, no soda, no tomato or tomato based products, no diary, nothing spicy and a whole bunch of other things. I look at the doctor and say so basically I can eat air, chew gum and have lettuce. He looks at me and smiles. I told him, doc. if I could follow a diet do you think I would be fat? common work with me here. I live on pizza, I am hispanic which by default means somewhat spicy food. Now I have to eat bland food and sauceless pizza. But the funny part, the doctor tells me, you can cheat, eat some sugar free jello. Sugar free jello? how the fuck is that a cheat? it is sugar free?!?!?!?!!? Fucker. __________________ "Be yourself because everyone else is taken."- Oscar Wilde

04-02-2018, 04:34 AM	#1135
ODFFA Join Date: May 2012 Location: Cape Town, South Africa Posts: 1,330	THIS. Is a Let's Play. (Many NSFW languages ) YouTube __________________ "Be a dopamine dealer. Deal in hope and oxytocin."

04-07-2018, 03:34 PM	#1137
dwesterny Unpleasantly Plump Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: BuffaLOL Posts: 1,708	Why is it legal to call a gathering of crows a "murder"? Probable caws. __________________ Send me dead flowers every morning, send me dead flowers by the mail.

11-13-2017, 08:15 PM	#1126
Xyantha Reborn - Actually Very Tame! Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 2,684	Werk-werking on my assignments, and got a panicked LOL as Word tried to automatically save it as the author Xyantha because I've been doing other stuff. Potential oopsie

12-16-2017, 10:59 AM	#1127
LumpySmile Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 641	The Hickory Farms kiosk at the mall this year is directly in front of Torrid. Coincidence??

12-23-2017, 09:44 AM	#1128
Xyantha Reborn - Actually Very Tame! Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 2,684	Hubby and I walking by a plus sized lingerie poster: Him: that's such bull. Look at her - her proportions are all weird, like they used photoshop to make a skinny person look bigger. She is laying down curled up. Where are her rolls? Having spent time around you, I know people who like fuller figures like rolls. Sorry guys, i think i let out the secret!!!

04-03-2018, 01:03 PM	#1136
loopytheone Administrator Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Robinhoodland Posts: 3,557	Moderating the new users made me laugh today. First ever instance of a spambot putting its gender as 'Viagra'.