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Old 09-18-2012, 03:16 PM   #251
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What's pissing me off today? I'm not getting any hugs! Which given my generally high level of hugability is a crime against nature.
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Old 09-18-2012, 03:42 PM   #252
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Old 09-19-2012, 08:07 AM   #253
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My alarm didn't go off again this morning. I was so close to not going in at all that i'm actually surprised that i'm here (working hard I might add).

I should have stayed home because i'm all sorts of foul. Hypochondriac bitch was talking to Archie Bunker the first aid guy about all her health issues and hacking up a lung with her fake cough, the pig that sits behind me is slurping his fucking coffee and all I really want to do is sit in the Tim Horton's parking lot drinking coffee, eating Timbits and watching the traffic go by on the freeway.

Haha. Drama llama.
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Old 09-19-2012, 09:35 AM   #254
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Apparently, we can now receive a $250 fine if the biosafety cockbags catch us in the lab (even to use a computer...not run an experiment) without a lab coat.

WE ARE ONLY CLASS II BIOSAFETY LEVEL.

WTF. 5 years ago, I used to eat my lunch at my lab bench, hung my outdoor coat on a hook in the lab, stored my belongings in the drawer under my bench, and never wore a lab coat unless I was actually using something hazardous. Now it's a fucking prison in here, and nothing is actually "safer" as a result. Everyone should go kill themselves.
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Old 09-19-2012, 09:57 AM   #255
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I hope you get out of there soon. I can only imagine the horror you could unleash if provoked. Haha.

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Apparently, we can now receive a $250 fine if the biosafety cockbags catch us in the lab (even to use a computer...not run an experiment) without a lab coat.

WE ARE ONLY CLASS II BIOSAFETY LEVEL.

WTF. 5 years ago, I used to eat my lunch at my lab bench, hung my outdoor coat on a hook in the lab, stored my belongings in the drawer under my bench, and never wore a lab coat unless I was actually using something hazardous. Now it's a fucking prison in here, and nothing is actually "safer" as a result. Everyone should go kill themselves.
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Old 09-20-2012, 03:42 PM   #256
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WELLS FARGO CAN KISS MY FAT WHITE ASS!!!!!!

what a lame-0 bank.....they took 10 days just to tell me I AM A LOSER in their opinion......FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON

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Old 09-20-2012, 03:51 PM   #257
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what a lame-0 bank.....they took 10 days just to tell me I AM A LOSER in their opinion......FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON

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Start a "Hook up thread" and come to find out someone deleted it. WTF!!!

That's why you people can't have nice things.
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Old 09-21-2012, 04:46 AM   #259
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Old 09-21-2012, 05:37 AM   #260
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My freshly washed clothes smell like water that has sat too long because my machine saves old water for later.
My stupid wireless Internet modem stick thingy won't work.
I spent over a grand in three days on bills and one small grocery shop.
I still don't have the four extra arms and the telekinesis that I need to do my job properly.
Your mum was extra lousy in the sack last night.
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:02 AM   #262
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I'm already annoyed by these fucking people. Throat-punching could be on the menu.


Good thing I have a three day long weekend coming up.
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Old 10-02-2012, 06:44 PM   #263
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Apparently we have an ant infestation in our apartment. Got home and my roommate told me that he found a ton of ants in our kitchen. Dozens of dead ants on our counter and inside one of the cabinets. Not to mention ants in the windowsills and our rooms. I just killed 10 of them crawling around my desk.

Skin is crawling. Considering burning the apartment down.
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Old 10-02-2012, 08:27 PM   #264
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Old 10-02-2012, 09:18 PM   #265
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My neck hurts from sitting here writing my story, I want to stop and do something else but I can't...I must purge the writing urge if I'm ever to get any sleep or peace tonight.
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Old 10-03-2012, 01:44 AM   #266
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What's pissing me off. MTV taking the piss out of the place I live by making the Welsh equivalent of Jersey Shore...without the high moral values. And to make it worse, these people they are featuring on 'The Valleys' aren't actually from the bloody valleys. Fuckers.

But then again, I stopped watching MTV when they stopped playing music. A pox on them.
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Old 10-03-2012, 12:18 PM   #267
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My dad. And the fact that even though I just hate badmouthing people, right now - I'm gonna...

This might sound really bad, but I'm not just slightly annoyed at him. He really has some serious issues, and his aggressiveness and utter irresponsibility is downright pissing me off at the moment!
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My mood just took a huge downward spiral.


I need to mainline some coffee.
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I need to mainline some coffee.
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No kidding. I just feel pissy and really want the long weekend to be here so I can get out of this city and get some turkey in me. Haha.



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No kidding. I just feel pissy and really want the long weekend to be here so I can get out of this city and get some turkey in me. Haha.
Not to gloat, but I'm taking Friday off, to make a four day weekend.





OK, I lied, typing that out was totally to gloat
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Our whole sales team is out of town at a tradeshow so i'm it for the next two days. I wanted to take an extra day, but it was my turn to man the station.

Have a great extra long weekend!


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Old 10-04-2012, 01:29 PM   #274
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Well I've had a very, very year long weekend called unemployment. So I guess that would qualify as something to piss me off.
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That does suck, SHS. I've had a couple of patches of that, and I found it really does wear one down.

Good luck on finding something soon! I've always had my best luck at finding jobs in the Fall, so I hope it works out that way for you, too
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