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Old 08-28-2012, 07:20 PM   #51
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Only if by 'box' you mean 'lot lizard', Canada.
Hey, keep it classy. They prefer to be called Recreational Retiles.
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Why do people use the term "fuck like a pornstar"? does that mean there's a lot of pausing for different camera angle takes and lighting changes or the grip sneezed in the middle of a scene? Fucking like a pornstar sounds super lame.
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What about coffee creams? Of course if I had my very own BHM to ply with such delights, there might be rewards....(3 strawberry creams = 1 kiss, perhaps).. We FFAs have ways of persuading...
You think I can be bought so easily? Well, maybe a couple of coffee creams. Strawberry creams would require way more than a kiss though...if I'm going to be a whore, damn it....I'm going to be an expensive whore!
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You think I can be bought so easily? Well, maybe a couple of coffee creams. Strawberry creams would require way more than a kiss though...if I'm going to be a whore, damn it....I'm going to be an expensive whore!
Maybe this is where I've been going wrong in relationships....
I should perhaps carry coffee creams on my person at all times
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Maybe this is where I've been going wrong in relationships....
I should perhaps carry coffee creams on my person at all times
I'd settle for a pack of Rolos to be honest, I'm easily pleased.
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Old 08-30-2012, 06:57 AM   #57
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The best morsels are at the bottom
I'm fucked, I'm average at best. I never get "deep like" or to the "bottom." can I just sit back and watch you dig them out?
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I'm fucked, I'm average at best. I never get "deep like" or to the "bottom." can I just sit back and watch you dig them out?

This just read so dirty for me. Haha.

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Old 08-30-2012, 04:09 PM   #59
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This just read so dirty for me. Haha.

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I'm glad you got the real meaning ;-)
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Despite the fact that they are both very diverse countries, why is it that Australia manages to be laid-back, blunt and awesome, whereas Canada is a hyper-sensitive, overly-PC, whiny bag of asshats?

FFS, I had a friend who worked for the Australian government who could show up to work with a mohawk. That would never fly around here.
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Despite the fact that they are both very diverse countries, why is it that Australia manages to be laid-back, blunt and awesome, whereas Canada is a hyper-sensitive, overly-PC, whiny bag of asshats?

FFS, I had a friend who worked for the Australian government who could show up to work with a mohawk. That would never fly around here.
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Ugh......*shudder*

Could she be any more of a pretentious twat? (that was a rhetorical question, not a question with no answer)
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She's a dolt. But he gets a super-deal, it's like fucking a 14 year old girl AND a 14 yo boy.

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QFT. Motown is as an angel chorus.
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Could she be any more of a pretentious twat? (that was a rhetorical question, not a question with no answer)
What if there were no rhetorical questions?
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