Women We Love . . .

In this section we keep track of the ups and downs of some of our favorite stars. (For the uninitiated, we should point out that most visitors to this site much prefer the "ups" to the downs, and that we consider appearance on this list as a compliment).

Since doing this section right requires a lot of work and a lot of net-searching, I'd like to have PageMasters for individual pages. Karl Niedershuh volunteered for Ann Wilson and Janeane Garofalo and he did a great job. So if you have pics and something to say about your favorite future plumper, email us. Also note that, sadly, a number of cool pages from the very cool fatlaneonline.com site are no longer available as that site is now a paysite. Oh, and do check this very cool Photoshop morph site with, well, tons of celebrity morphs.

Here's a list of current nominees:

  • Paula Abdul
  • Isabelle Adjani
  • Christina Aguilera
  • Kirstie Alley
  • Shola Ama
  • Gillian Anderson
  • Pamela Anderson
  • Jennifer Aniston
  • Christina Applegate
  • Tyra Banks
  • Drew Barrymore
  • Reggie Bennett
  • Linda Blair
  • Yasmine Bleeth
  • Mary J Blige
  • Lara Flynn Boyle
  • Bran Van 3000
  • Brandy
  • Christy Brinkley
  • Sandra Bullock
  • Delta Burke
  • Kate Bush
  • Candace Cameron
  • Neve Campbell
  • Jennifer Capriati
  • Mariah Carey
  • Mary Chapin Carpenter
  • Tia Carrere
  • Margaret Cho
  • Nene Cherry
  • Terry Clarke
  • Kim Coles
  • Maria Conchita Alonso
  • Jennifer Connelly
  • Katie Couric
  • Courtney Cox
  • Cindy Crawford
  • Lara Croft
  • Jamie Lee Curtis
  • Beverly D'Angelo
  • Tyne Daly
  • Cameron Diaz
  • Madhuri Dixit
  • Amy Dolenz
  • Minnie Driver
  • Nicole Eggert
  • Anita Ekberg
  • Carmen Electra
  • Erica Eleniak
  • Faith Evans
  • Linda Evans
  • Kim Fields
  • Danielle Fishel
  • Calista Flockhart
  • Daisy Fuentes
  • Samantha Fox
  • Zsa Zsa Gabor
  • Janeane Garofalo
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar
  • Jasmin Gerat
  • Annabeth Gish
  • Sharon Gless
  • Paris Grey
  • Jackie Guerra
  • Melissa Joan Hart
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt
  • Martina Hingis
  • Katie Holmes
  • Rachel Hunter
  • Victoria Jackson
  • Wynonna Judd
  • Janet Jackson
  • Lainie Kazan
  • Jayne Kennedy
  • Chaka Khan
  • Jewel Kilcher
  • Sally Kirkland
  • Jan Krakowski
  • Lisa Kudrow
  • Ricki Lake
  • Jessica Lange
  • Lucy Lawless
  • Monica Lewinsky
  • Jennifer Lopez
  • Lorna Luft
  • Elle MacPherson
  • Camryn Manheim
  • Cindy Margolis
  • Valeria Marini
  • Kym Mazelle
  • Jenny McCarthy
  • Natalie Merchant
  • Debbie"Madusa" Miceli
  • Alyssa Milano
  • Gretchen Mol
  • Demi Moore
  • Maria Muldaur
  • Francesca "Kitten" Natividad
  • Stevie Nicks
  • Renee O'Connor
  • Larissa Olejnik
  • Carre Otis
  • Dolly Parton
  • Mary Pierce
  • Monique Powell

  • Natalie Portman
  • Markie Post
  • Paula Poundstone
  • Monique Powell
  • Linda Ronstadt
  • Jessica Rabbitt
  • Caroline Rhea
  • Christina Ricci
  • Leann Rimes
  • Vanessa del Rio
  • Jane Robelot
  • Linda Ronstadt
  • Rene Russo
  • Winona Ryder
  • Salt 'n Pepa
  • Sandra Schwarzhaupt
  • Monica Seles
  • Rhonda Shear
  • Brooke Shields
  • Elisabeth Shue
  • Alicia Silverstone
  • Marina Sirtis
  • Grace Slick
  • Anna Nicole Smith
  • Liza Snider
  • Britney Spears
  • The Spice Girls
  • Spice Girls Update
  • Connie Stevens
  • Sally Struthers
  • Alison Sweeney
  • Pointer Sisters
  • Princess Madeleine
  • Princess Victoria
  • Liz Taylor
  • Niki Taylor
  • Tiffany Amber Thiessen
  • Jennifer Tilly
  • Marisa Tomei
  • Kathleen Turner
  • Alexandra Tydings
  • Elizabeth Vargas
  • Angela Watson
  • Cindy Williams
  • Michelle Williams
  • Ann Wilson
  • Carnie Wilson
  • Nancy Wilson
  • Kate Winslet
  • Trisha Yearwood
  • Tina Yothers
  • Renee Zellwinger

  • If you have images, bios, etc., for any "nominees", please mail them to us. Also, if you're a big fan of one of the above (or some other suspected future plumper), you may apply to become the master of that page, i.e. manage and expand it.

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