Demi Moore

New York Times Magazine asks:
What if Demi had played The Nutty Professor?

"What if he were a she? How about Demi Moore as The Nudie Professor, a chunky (but nice!) boule de suife who morphs into a Demigoddess? ... Demi, having tripped up in "The Scarlett Letter" and "Striptease," might give her thoroughbred thighs and perky implants a rest and also poke fun at her cold buff perfection. As a vulnerable butterball, she would no doubt win fans. And who knows, maybe an Oscar." -- The New York Times Magazine 8/4/96