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What were they thinking?? (Lane Bryant)

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My husband and I were on the Lane Bryant (Lame Giant to those who've expressed dissatisfaction with their clothes) site out of curiosity (I used to shop there and hated the frumpy weird clothes they tend to carry,am now too small to do so any longer) and saw these awful shirts that will probably end up either getting you laughed at and/or make you look bigger than you really are (And the prices...oh lord.)

Exhibit A:
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This "lovely" colorblock top (at the low, low price of "just" $39.50 will undoubtedly make you look like 50 pounds heavier with its outdated style and empire waist. Who buys this junk anyway? Look for it on the $6.98 rack in about four months if you really want this piece of shite.

Exhibit B:
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Another colorblock top (this one is $29.50) is a throwback to the bad old days of plus-size "fashion" where you took what you could or went naked (Good for FA's, bad for fat haters) I believe the thinking on this one was "Delta Burke meets Sammy Hagar gone fat". If you like not being tormented, avoid wearing this even if you have to dress in a bag to do so.

Exhibit C:
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This one comes straight from Grandma's closet to you, but then again even my grandma wouldn't wear this...she has better taste.

Exhibit D:
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What kind of buyer looked at this and thought it was attractive? Must've been Stevie Wonder, but then again even Stevie has better taste than this...and he's blind.

Why, oh why do they think if a woman is fat she likes ugly prints and weird patterns? I went through this when I was a BBW and wondered why I had to look like a grandma or some wannabe fashion designer's experiment gone horribly wrong.

I feel for those of you who have no other options than these atrocities, but at the same time am glad that I don't have to wear it.

I feel your pain!

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