Y’all, BarkBox is the best. If you’ve got a dog, I suggest it. I just renewed for a year after having it for six months. The boxes are great and the customer support is even better! Pepper thinks all packages that come in the mail are for him now tho lmao. *this isn’t a promotion, btw*
I just remembered that I was getting a new license a few years ago and I had just hit 300lbs so when they asked my weight I was super pumped and said 300 and they put 250 on my license. I was so pissed. So when I renew my license (in a new state) I’m gonna tell them I’m 400lbs even tho I’m not there yet because goals.
Kyle Rittenhouse murdered my friend Hannah’s partner, Anthony, while they peacefully protested in Kenosha, WI for Jacob Blake. He murdered two people, walked past a group of cops who were looking for the shooter, went home to a different state, and was able to go to sleep all before he got arrested, FOR MURDER.
I know I’ve taken my sweet time getting my big cuties page live but I wanna take a second to say thank you to everyone who has patiently been waiting! All the best things are worth waiting for, right?? We are so close to it going live and I can’t friggin wait!
Y’all why am I like this?? I ordered doordash and I got the text that my food had been dropped off so I finished what I was doing and I go to open the door and grab my stuff. I was surprised to see the dasher still there so, in a crop top, no bra, and shorts with my belly hanging out, I said ‘Hi’ and then SHUT THE DOOR IN HIS FUCKING FACE and waited patiently for him to leave.
Story time! I’ve been getting Brazilians for the past year or so and since I moved I haven’t looked for a new waxer; well it was time to tame the forest so I decided to just shave it off myself. It was nearly fucking impossible.
Weed is SO much more expensive in Massachusetts than it is in Colorado and I’m real sad about it because $160 got me FOUR (count it with me, 1 2 3 4) edibles here and it would have gotten me like 13 there.
Breonna Taylor was literally only one day older than me and she didn’t make it to 27 like I get to today. If you don’t see something wrong with that then there’s something wrong with you. I am so enraged and feel so much anguish for every POC out there.
Tomorrow is my motherfucking birthday. I would love a handwritten letter and/or a drawing. Anything with THC or alcohol in it is always appreciated. Alternatively I do accept cashapp and paypal as well. Obviously a birthday dinner or dessert is also acceptable.