“I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes”
Check the towel rack!!
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue”
Have you made it to 250 yet?
The paczki donuts?
Nice work, I’m envious lol!
As long as you are happy and comfortable go for it, you can always lose it!
The answer for anyone asking this question is always an astounding YES
This weekend my wife told me I’m so much softer and warm to hug❤️
I’d be disappointed if mine wasn’t getting bigger as I aged!!
Yes, way too much drama in the world today!!
Right now I’m more interested in becoming overweight myself. I hope I look proportionate when I’m done with a nice large belly to cap my achievement!
McDonalds should host meetings!!
The fact that my mother in law made a cheesecake and delivered it specifically “for me”!!!
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