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    Your skinniest and fattest pics - Part 2!

    Except for the black accents on the neck and sleeves and the same logo on both t-shirts and the same cut of the pants and same color. I think you need to put your glasses on, sir...or eat more carrots.
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    "I Love Those Guys that Love Bellies" appreciation thread

    I think you are one of the most attractive BBWs of all time, head to toe, just for the record!
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    "I Love Those Guys that Love Bellies" appreciation thread

    How low can you go? Apron man here...points for stretch marks, whether silver or red, and a heapin' helping of cottage cheese!
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    A frank discussion

    Did the messenger arrive on a bicycle? JK all seriousness, since you're in and out of the public eye for many years and you say you have no one to see to your needs, might be a good thing to go on the show and see if you can get them to pay for the whole thing, and live the life you want...
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    What is your current food obsession??

    Boba tea Boba tea Boba tea Boba tea Boba tea Boba tea Boba tea Boba tea !!!!! (I know, it's "Bubble" tea on the East coast.) But it's like my crack these days. "It's like eating a trampoline" say some, referring to the chewy tapioca balls at the bottom. BOBA ALL AROUND!
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    A frank discussion

    Very tough decisions, but ones that can't wait. You don't mention physical pain - I imagine there is a lot of it. You sound like you're at the end of a long rope - that must be difficult to deal with. Do you have a support system such as a local mental health facility, someone you trust to...
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    Super Sized Surprises?

    Good question! 1. You don't leap up out of chairs unless something's on fire, or you have to go to the bathroom. 2. If a song comes on your audio system that you absolutely hate, you automatically try to calculate if it's worth the effort to get up and turn it off, or wait the three minutes...
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    What are you happy about today?

    I am happy I have food in the fridge, clothes in the closet, tibetan bells playing in the distance, peace in my heart and love in my life.
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    Your SO's initial reaction to your body

    Ohhhh my goodness...I shan't go there!
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    DazzAnn's excursion to the World of Art

    LOVE these! Bless you! :)
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    The thread for random single confessions!

    Some might not think this is funny, but I sure do. Got this email yesterday from a chaser online pal, who was checking in on me post-Corona :) Made me smile. "Are you fat?" is a positive, meaning she would be pleased.
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    Not me...I like cleaning, esp. for a very large woman, as well as cooking and so on. Not a problem. It's just something I like to do, regardless, it calms my mind down. My mom, who worked full time, raised me knowing how to take care of a house and to cook, and as an adult I've taken it to...
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    Awkward pick-up lines and topics

    If I ever form a cover band and we need a whistle after Eddie Van Halen's guitar solo in "Running With The Devil," I hope I can call on you and your Acme siren!
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    What did you buy today?

    Bought a beautiful chain to wear a pendant made for me by my jewelry-making nephew, an insignia of my late father's military service.
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    Your SO's initial reaction to your body

    OT, but this reminded me...I was in a community play some years ago and one of the older women there was quite, um, plump! It eventually came out (from her) that "After I left my husband, I gained 70 pounds in a year and, boy, was it a relief!" I glanced up and down and silently swooned, being...