Kudos, my friend! I heartily endorse your concise, "get-to-the point,glamorous, extremely gluttonous and immobile goddess" description. I kept thinking of what she said at the beginning while I indulged my mind in her vast, decadently fat body - to be sexy, the SSBBW must BELIEVE she is a sexy...
#1: She's naturally sexy to me
#2: She's physically more so fat
#3: She's got no indepence with her bowing to the thin model ideal
#4: She's a bitch cause she refused to play the character Savik in Star Trek III;)