Never come across as many sport mentions in a weight-gain story. I challenge you to get synchronised swimming and dressage into it by the end. :p
I know you feel dressage is about the only sport that you can't get into. Coz we agreed on it at the FF haloween party..... :p
The Maccabees - No kind words
'If you've got no kind words to say then you should say nothing more at all'
A very true to statement / life guide.
Awesome song so I'm glad its stuck in my head (also a very cool video featuring Matt Horne from Gavin & Stacey).
Construct a likeness of this imbecile out of papiermache (thats probably spelt entirely wrong) and then pound it to destruction with your fists. Obviously this won't be the same as doing the real thing back when it happened but at least you get to vent your anger. AND you get to play with arts...