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Last night Crystal and I went to see the Smurfs, we both grew up watching the cartoons are were curious to see what the big screen treatment would do with them. Overall the movie was not bad but one part had me rolling in the aisle. They have added a few new Smurfs to the clan, one of which being the blatant Shrek rip off Gutsy Smurf who wears a blue plaid kilt.

Without giving away too many plot details a few of the smurfs become separated from the others and spend a few nights on their own. As they are going to sleep they begin mentioning all of the smurfs they miss and one of the characters mentions that they don't miss Passive-Aggressive Smurf. One of the other characters chimes in that they understand and that while he always seems nice when he leaves you always feel bad.

This got Crystal I thinking, what are some inappropriate smurf names/personalities ? So far we have Pedophile Smurf, Rapey Smurf, Close Talker Smurf, and Blue Supremacist Smurf, what can you think of ?
 

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