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Dromond

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With insincere apologies to ZZ Top:

"Every FFA is Crazy about a B.H. Man"

Big shirt, new 'do,
I know where I'm going to.
Wide suit, black tie,
I'm a pretty big guy.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every FFA is crazy 'bout a B.H. man.

Man boobs, big ass,
ain't no woman gonna give this a pass.
cuff-links, stick pin
when I step out I'm gonna draw you in.
They come a runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every FFA is crazy 'bout a B.H. man.

Double chin, back flab,
don't worry I ain't got no washboard abs.
Black shades, leather gloves,
lookin' hot, lookin' for love.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every FFA is crazy 'bout a B.H. man.
 

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