BHM The New Hire

Kristen sat at her desk. Monday mornings were always a drag and thus far this Monday was no different. The coffee was just as bitter, her chair just as uncomfortable, and the florescent lights just as bright. She loaded up her computer ready for the mundane work to come. Kristen’s boss, Carol, approached her looking as high strung as ever. She was exactly what you’d imagine in a boss. A woman in her fifty’s, her graying hair tied in a tight bun, glasses sitting on the tip of her nose. She was always had a judgmental tone in her voice and was outspokenly anti-progressive.

“Kristen I need to discuss something with you”

“Okay...”

“we have a new hire starting today. I need you to show him how we do things around here.”

The dismay was clear in Kristen’s eyes.

“I know. I know. Training can be quite difficult... and if I’m being honest I highly disagree with the companies decision to hire him” Carol said rolling her eyes.

Oh great. Not only am I training but I’m training an idiot. This will be just fantastic.

“What is he unqualified?” Kristen said, not able to hide the annoyance from her voice.

“No... No. I mean he’s plenty qualified. It’s just... well... he’s just.. let’s just say I don’t think he’ll fit in well with the rest of us.”

This confused Kristen and sparked her curiosity but before she could ask any questions Carol continued.

“Anyways. He should be arriving any minute. I’ve instructed him to report to you when he arrives.”

Carol walked away without letting Kristen get a word in. Kristen rolled her eyes.

Great. So not only do I have to deal with normal Monday bullshit, but now I have to train a new hire. Every day it’s something new. Kristen do this.. do that... if I had the right mind I would up and leave this place. -won’t fit in- what am I suppose to do with that? What is he a creep? or awkward? Ugh nothing’s worse than dealing with an awkward new hire. This is so not what I wanted to deal with today....

“Excuse me...”

Kristen was jolted from her mind rant and instantly knew the torture was about to begin

“Are you Kristen? I was told to report to you when I arrived.”

Kristen looked up from her desk, shocked to see the massive being standing in front of her. Standing by her chair, his large, gluttonous belly was right at eye line. His business clothes were clearly bought when he was at least 25lbs lighter as they clung to his massive gut. The buttons on his blazer were obviously straining and his belt struggled to peak out from under his soft, and tightly restrained belly.

“Um.. uh.. I’m sorry..”, she was clearly caught off guard. Her cheeks turned a bright red. She was so flustered she accidentally caught the edge of her coffee mug, knocking it off the desk.

“Oh jeez..“ she said in a panic

“I got it” he said as he reached down to grab the mug. As he bent Kristen noticed the blazer get increasingly tight around his belly. She could hear the plastic buttons creek as he grabbed the mug. He must have heard it too because he quickly shot up, mug in hand, and fluffed his blazer away from his belly.

“I’m so sorry! I mean.. shoot.. I’m sorry.. you just surprised me!” She said, barely able to form words”

“Oh I’m sorry!” He said, placing the coffee mug back on her desk, “I was told to find Kristen. Am I in the wrong spot?”

“NO! I’m mean.. no..right spot” She cleared her throat, composing herself. “I’m Kristen.. you must be...”

“Brian”

“Brian.. hi it’s nice to meet you. I’m sorry I guess I’m just not quite awake yet.”

Brian chuckled. His belly lightly shaking as he did so. “Yeah Monday’s can be rough.. especially when you’re training a new person right? I’m sorry I’m sure it’s a drag having me here”

“What?! No! Not at all!” She said almost too loudly. “I’m so excited to have you here! I mean.. welcome to the team... we’re all excited.”

“Wow, thanks! I’m not used to being greeted with so much enthusiasm. I figured being the new guy people would be wary of me”

“What? No! No way! We’re thrilled to have you here!” Her eyes locked on his large midsection. It looked as though the buttons on his blazer were only a meal or two from giving way. She couldn’t help but find that her Monday blues melted away at the sight of this magnificent chub. Brian noticed her obvious gazes.

“I’m sorry” he said chuckling “it’s been a while since I’ve had an office job. Clearly I’m long overdue for new clothes” he patted his belly. Kristen almost couldn’t sit still in her chair. Her cheeks again became bright red.

“What? No. You look great... I mean good.. like..very professional.”

He gave her an obvious smirk. She felt embarrassed. She didn’t want to make him uncomfortable but she couldn’t keep her eyes from gravitating to the soft mounds in front of her. He must have easily been 350lbs and she couldn’t help but picture him naked. His doughy body and heavy love handles spilling over his massive thighs. His large chest sitting perfectly on his belly.

See Kristen had a secret... She loved large, doughy men. No one knew except her best friend, who she shared an apartment with, who only knew because she noticed a trend in the men Kristen was bringing home. What she didn’t know, however, was that Kristen had an overwhelming desire to make these big men even bigger. And while Kristen had never had the opportunity to, she couldn’t help but let it consume her mind.

she caught herself and quickly snapped out of this fantasy.

“please..let me grab you a chair so you can have a seat.”