I am not sure if this is on the right board but since I usually post on the weight board I thought you would all get a kick out of this story..enjoy 
So- picture this; Saturday night about 10:30pm. I totally have a craving for ice cream- not just any ice cream either. I want a box of those new Rolo "DIBS" (If you haven't tried them yet- they are well worth the trip to the store). Moving on... I wanted some and I wanted some bad. SO- I decide to take a trip to the only corner store that happens to be open late. The BF (who would normally go for me) was busy so I headed out myself. (I didn't mind, I like driving..LOL)
SO I arrive at a very busy store,you see in Quebec they only sell beer until 11pm..so everyone was there stocking up for the evening. I grab my 2 containers of ice cream and head to the long long at the cash.
Standing there buying smokes are 2 women- both of whom are the typical club girls and their belly shirts and shorts skirts (both very attractive,if ya like skinny chicks..lol). Two very drunk walk in to buy beer (cause lord knows they needed more- you could smell the beer on them as they walk in!) About 40ish..kinda grubby looking. They proceed to cat call the two girls at the cash. They girls look nervous but get their smokes and leave..they don't say a word.
Now, I am next in line and the grubby drunk men are behind me. As the other 2 girls leave- they need a new target. Yup- that would be me..what better target than a fat chick buying 2 containers of ice cream. SO they start makign reallyloud piggy noises and snorts..(now remeber the store is packed and I am starting to get embarassed and angry).
I turn around to them and say;
"Do you have a fu**ing problem?"
One retorts;
"Do you thinking you really NEED those"
I say
"fu** you" and grab my ice cream and begin to walk out.
Now, I have a plan going on in my head but am undecided. I know if I turn around and punch him..I willhurt myself more than him (I am not a fighter..LOL). So as I walk to the door,it hits me ( he is continue the pig noises and insults at this point..louder than ever.
I slowly walk over to the slush machine and fill up an EXLARGE cup of grape slush. Meanwhile he is yelling about how the fatty needs more than just ice cream, she needs a slush too to fill her face.
I fill it up...walk around to him and throw it right at him. SLUSH EVERYWHERE.
I put 2.00 at the counter t pay for it and walk out.
He was dumbfounded and I bet everyone in the store was too but I didn't wait around long enough to find out.
Obviously I was angry when I got home but my BF was shocked and proud that I handled it like I did.
Needless to say those midnight cravings of ice cream will be supplied by him from now on..LOL
Oh and the 2 containers of ice cream? Gone.
And they were better than ever!
So- picture this; Saturday night about 10:30pm. I totally have a craving for ice cream- not just any ice cream either. I want a box of those new Rolo "DIBS" (If you haven't tried them yet- they are well worth the trip to the store). Moving on... I wanted some and I wanted some bad. SO- I decide to take a trip to the only corner store that happens to be open late. The BF (who would normally go for me) was busy so I headed out myself. (I didn't mind, I like driving..LOL)
SO I arrive at a very busy store,you see in Quebec they only sell beer until 11pm..so everyone was there stocking up for the evening. I grab my 2 containers of ice cream and head to the long long at the cash.
Standing there buying smokes are 2 women- both of whom are the typical club girls and their belly shirts and shorts skirts (both very attractive,if ya like skinny chicks..lol). Two very drunk walk in to buy beer (cause lord knows they needed more- you could smell the beer on them as they walk in!) About 40ish..kinda grubby looking. They proceed to cat call the two girls at the cash. They girls look nervous but get their smokes and leave..they don't say a word.
Now, I am next in line and the grubby drunk men are behind me. As the other 2 girls leave- they need a new target. Yup- that would be me..what better target than a fat chick buying 2 containers of ice cream. SO they start makign reallyloud piggy noises and snorts..(now remeber the store is packed and I am starting to get embarassed and angry).
I turn around to them and say;
"Do you have a fu**ing problem?"
One retorts;
"Do you thinking you really NEED those"
I say
"fu** you" and grab my ice cream and begin to walk out.
Now, I have a plan going on in my head but am undecided. I know if I turn around and punch him..I willhurt myself more than him (I am not a fighter..LOL). So as I walk to the door,it hits me ( he is continue the pig noises and insults at this point..louder than ever.
I slowly walk over to the slush machine and fill up an EXLARGE cup of grape slush. Meanwhile he is yelling about how the fatty needs more than just ice cream, she needs a slush too to fill her face.
I fill it up...walk around to him and throw it right at him. SLUSH EVERYWHERE.
I put 2.00 at the counter t pay for it and walk out.
He was dumbfounded and I bet everyone in the store was too but I didn't wait around long enough to find out.
Obviously I was angry when I got home but my BF was shocked and proud that I handled it like I did.
Needless to say those midnight cravings of ice cream will be supplied by him from now on..LOL
Oh and the 2 containers of ice cream? Gone.
And they were better than ever!
