Burke and Hare were great supporters of Tupperware, it kept their freshly dug corpses so fresh it allowed them to transport them to London...
Lord love a duck !, I’d need to pawn me suit to pay those prices for a few jar’s in the Eagle.
Half a pound of tuppenny rice, half a pound of treacle, that’s the way the money goes, pop goes the weasel.
What a pantomime and to cap it all Jill came down the hill with half a crown, which was not for fetching water.
The Widow Twanky shall go to the ball, whilst Cinderella rubs Aladdin’s Lamp ;) !!!
The Time magazine was given a 2 Star rating for its choice, Saturn and Uranus
Campanology is appealing but only with bells whiskey
With inflated prices the chiropodist thought he had nailed it, but he could be facing defeet.
Is blowing up car tyres and inflation fettish?
I asked the chiropodist if he had anything for flat feet, she sold me a puncture repair kit.
Gopher this, Gopher that, I’m run off my feet and the blisters are rising.
Una Palliser - Mo Ghile Mear
its not everyones cup of tea
Dam hoovers not working again, must have blown a fuse.
The trouble with people in luxury concrete suites is that they are set in there ways and need a crash course to break them out of their mold
Polyunsaturates are water proof parrots?
Step this way sir, we just need to make the final adjustments to your lead and concrete suit, then you will be free to leave the island.
There is a an open air restaurant on Bikini Atoll where you can sample the local delicacy, fusion Chips
The clearing up tab ends is no job for an Electrolux, Tab Hunter’s the man for the job.
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