c'mon it's September, I thought this was behind us
LOL I saw that sneaky afterthought!!
1. Reese Peanut Butter Cups
2. Any kind of gummy candy, preferably blue sharks though
3. Red licorice
just made a naked fridge sandwich
(when you are either extremely single or home alone, so you don't bother with a plate, you just crouch naked in...
Little kid in class raised his hand and asked if I knew Satan.
Should've told him "You're looking at her, son."
I miss you so much, Lainey.
I'm also not in the mood for lectures about privilege, so if you're headed there, please don't go down that road. I'm fully aware I still have a...
I have blue shark gummy candy.
I'm poor for the first time in quite a while. I mean, I've been on a tight budget before, but I haven't actually been poor since university....
I went through a phase in high school where I actually thought I might be bi because of the amount of BBW porn I ended up watching. There just...
I like these guys.
The same migraine in and above my right ear for a month straight. Feels like I'm going crazy.
Wait did I say nude? I meant nood.
I missed all of these. Y'all are too kind! :blush:
A selfie for you. I'll even make it a nude:
It's nice to see your face :)
AHHHHH That's literally right by where I live. Darn it! It would have been fun to meet up!
Don't be!! I'm sure you have a lovely smile :)
You ok friend? :(
He was misleading because he approached me to offer me an open position at his school - it's not like I was hounding him or asking about it -...
These chairs are scary. I'm pretty sure there's a Tales from the Crypt film that includes a story about a woman turning her husband into taxidermy...
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