Why hyphens matter:
Brahms Intermezzo No 2 in A Op 118 performed by Glen Gould.
Even if you're not a classical music fan: Turn up the sound, close your eyes, and...
If you've got a brass monkey you'd better bring him inside.
At a funeral, a stranger sat beside the widow and asked if he could speak to the group. He stood up and said only one word: "Plethora".
Natasha and Rudolph were looking out of their front window in Moscow.
Natasha: Look honey, it's snowing.
Rudolph: No, I think that's rain....
I had a very healthy lunch today. It was a salad
mostly croutons & tomatoes.
Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ......
Myrtle Mae was visiting her good friend, Ethel Lee in Mobile, LA. Myrtle Mae was telling Ethel Lee about her recent trip to New York City, New...
Back to the musician jokes.
An oboe with bad intonation sounds like a dying goose.
An oboe with good intonation sounds like a regular goose.
I think I might have posted this before, but it's so awesome that y'all should know about it and try it:
I love it when they taste the dish at the end and say "Mmmmmmm, this is the best <whatever> I've ever had", and roll their eyes.
Just once I'd...
Q: What is a minor second?
A: Two violas playing in unison.
Bone Tomahawk. 8/10
Very violent and very strange: Not your typical Western. I liked it but YMMV, I've also been accused of also being kinda...
Thank you once again, Jigen. I'll definitely try the gnocchi.
:bow: back to you!
Frank (Henry Fonda) from Once Upon a Time in the West. If you've never seen this movie, then you should watch it ASAP. It's worth it just to hear...
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