Best Front Woman :
Best Spielberg Films :
Saving Private Ryan
E.T. (ET was a fucking Jedi.)
99.6% of Twitter accounts are sharts that ended up on a computer screen. E-sharts.
To the total sex rocket who is masturbating furiously outside my window : I will be maturbating furiously while watching you watching me...
Holy tinkle tacos I love this thread.
Well, there you have it.
I'm going to send you a picture of my head with my cock cropped out!
Seriously, though, you're spot on. It's unappealing in every way.
I hate porn. I'd rather fuck than watch other people fucking.
You fucking guys with your handsomeness.
I have a dual fear of the tide of collective idiocy overwhelming civilisation entirely, and of fanaticism. A fanatical mind (religious, political,...
I visit Hyde Park occasionally for the comedy. Partisan idiocy + un-medicated pathologies + fumbling passive-aggressiveness = awesomeness.
I think we should be hetero life partners.
A cheap umbrella is just a piss off.
Relationships have a high failure rate no matter the distance. If the two parties involved are compatible and put the requisite work in, then the...
Crush your fat cells. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of the trans fats.
Yeah man, I made that mistake :/
For the third and final time, I only take personal offense to people who argue against WLS and - wait for it - know *nothing* about it. I simply...
Uh, no. My beef is with the ignorant fucks I have messaged/read/com across on the board who display prejudice, stupidity, and are completely...
For a community that preaches tolerance is the highest of virtues, a great many people here get their (ignorant, prejudiced, uneducated on the...
Nah. I went to Costco and got a deal on a midget with a Water Pik. Clean as a whistle!
Some busybody asshole gave me shit for Tweeting while I was driving. I said "Mind your own fucking business and get off my hood!". Some people's kids.
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