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  1. cakeboy

    Your top 3

    Best Front Woman : Joan Jett Siouxsie Sioux Bonnie Raitt Best Spielberg Films : Saving Private Ryan E.T. (ET was a fucking Jedi.) Close Encounters of the Third Kind
  2. cakeboy

    unpopular opinions thread

    99.6% of Twitter accounts are sharts that ended up on a computer screen. E-sharts.
  3. cakeboy

    Secret Message Service!

    To the total sex rocket who is masturbating furiously outside my window : I will be maturbating furiously while watching you watching me masturbate. That's meta as fuck. I have the weirdest boner right meow! I'm not even kitten.
  4. cakeboy

    Secret Message Service!

    Holy tinkle tacos I love this thread.
  5. cakeboy


    Well, there you have it.
  6. cakeboy

    unpopular opinions thread

    I'm going to send you a picture of my head with my cock cropped out! Seriously, though, you're spot on. It's unappealing in every way.
  7. cakeboy

    unpopular opinions thread

    I hate porn. I'd rather fuck than watch other people fucking.
  8. cakeboy

    Gentlemen, Post An Awesome Pic Of Yourselves

    You fucking guys with your handsomeness.
  9. cakeboy

    My biggest fear is...

    I have a dual fear of the tide of collective idiocy overwhelming civilisation entirely, and of fanaticism. A fanatical mind (religious, political, whatever the fuck) is entirely closed and nigh impossible to open.
  10. cakeboy

    Any way you want it

    I visit Hyde Park occasionally for the comedy. Partisan idiocy + un-medicated pathologies + fumbling passive-aggressiveness = awesomeness.
  11. cakeboy

    My Fat Body

    I think we should be hetero life partners.
  12. cakeboy

    Any way you want it

    A cheap umbrella is just a piss off.
  13. cakeboy

    Thoughts on LDRs

    Relationships have a high failure rate no matter the distance. If the two parties involved are compatible and put the requisite work in, then the chances of success are better. I've known people who entered into a LDR with zero financial resources to travel and it sucked the life out of them...
  14. cakeboy

    Any Other BHM's trying to lose weight?

    Crush your fat cells. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of the trans fats.
  15. cakeboy

    Any way you want it

    Yeah man, I made that mistake :/
  16. cakeboy

    Any way you want it

    For the third and final time, I only take personal offense to people who argue against WLS and - wait for it - know *nothing* about it. I simply cannot make it any clearer.
  17. cakeboy

    Any way you want it

    Uh, no. My beef is with the ignorant fucks I have messaged/read/com across on the board who display prejudice, stupidity, and are completely opposed to learning information about the topic. I don't care what opinion people have about the surgery, I happen to give a shit when someone who doesn't...
  18. cakeboy

    Any way you want it

    For a community that preaches tolerance is the highest of virtues, a great many people here get their (ignorant, prejudiced, uneducated on the topic) backs up when someone mentions the various bariatric/metabolic (weight-loss) surgeries. To be clear, when I say 'get their backs up' I mean...
  19. cakeboy

    Jung and Myers-Briggs Personality Test

    Nah. I went to Costco and got a deal on a midget with a Water Pik. Clean as a whistle!
  20. cakeboy

    What are you unhappy about today?

    Some busybody asshole gave me shit for Tweeting while I was driving. I said "Mind your own fucking business and get off my hood!". Some people's kids.