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  1. Shotha

    Funny Pictures, Cartoons, and Memes Thread

    Q: "How many homosexuals does it take to change a lightbulb?" A: "None. It's out and it's staying out."
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    @Funtastic curves, make sure that you hire a good lawyer, to claim your share of the royalties on this book!
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    William Shatner is one of us. He'll be the first fat man in space.
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    I've never had this problem.
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    This goes totally against my principals. This is my coat of arms, which I recently commissioned, and it explains why:-
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    Best keep this a secret just for Dimensions visitors. If everyone starts doing it, it will stop working.
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    That's a good idea. I'll try doing that.
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    I think that we need some squirrels in our neighbourhood. We're overrun with nuts.
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    What did you buy today?

    I bought lots of rocks.
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    I'll let you have him, @littlefairywren. He's far too skinny for my tastes.
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    I love dandelions. I even have some of them on my coat of arms.
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    Oy tink dat dat is da square root of tree.
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    It always lands on top of my belly shelf.
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    Lasagna always seems to be most interested in taking a closer look at fat guys' white shirts because of the convenient landing space.
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    Haven't you ever done the S&M thing with hot candle wax?
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    I reckon it's a front for a brothel.
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    You know you are an Fa when.......?

    Big Bertha had her own solo title. She was the nickname that we gave to one of the German big guns during the first world war. I had a great grandmother called Bertha. Perhaps that's why I'm the way I am.
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    A Book of Verses underneath the Bough, A jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread—and Thou Beside me singing in the Wilderness— O, Wilderness were Paradise enow! (from the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam)
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    You know you are an FFa when.......?

    And remember: no white shoes after Labor Day or Serial Mom will come after you.
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    In the good old days, we had Milliways The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. And, of course, The Big Bang Burger Bar. I know, because I've been to both of them.
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