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  1. saffron_zephyr

    Jokes, anyone?

    My best jokes and puns, reserved for only the most...ah...appriciatve company. :D Two guys walk into a bar... >>The third one ducked. << What'd the fist say when it ran into the wall? >>Damn!<< What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger? >>Darn!<< What do ya do when your...
  2. saffron_zephyr

    *coughs* Er, hi?

    Hey, Ms. GL-is that a ref to "In brightest day, in darkest night..." type lanterns? If so, I might be forced to glom on you. :p :doh: If I knew how many "mellow yellow" jokes I'd get for this name, I'd have stuck with a less popular herb. Or not...I am easily amused, after all.
  3. saffron_zephyr

    *coughs* Er, hi?

    ...that would be implying that any of my jokes are actually good. Speaking of which-didja hear the one about the indian chief who drank too much tea? Next day they found him dead in his teepee! The quality (and taste!) of the jokes go down the longer I'm awake, I think....
  4. saffron_zephyr

    *coughs* Er, hi?

    What's a pirate's favorite holiday? Arrrrrr-borday, of course! :D Yeah....I hang out with to many history geeks and rennies. Thanks for the welcome-warm fuzzies for all!
  5. saffron_zephyr

    *coughs* Er, hi?

    XD Here's hoping I picked the right board for this! And I've really no idea what to write; I just wanted to say hi, I'm new, glad ta meetcha. Most people call me Saffron, or just Gryphon...or other things, less polite. ;P Ok, I'm gonna go hide in the corner til I can think of something...
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