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    Create-a-Rumor

    I think the purge of evil was more than symbolic. Now all that damn evil is in my carpet. Does the Frisbee allow carpet exorcisms? I've started doing stretching exercises in preparation for the handshake. I already can touch my knees with the tips of my fingers, with minimal help from the...
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    What film made you really think?

    Now I, a cyber-idiot, must spend several hours trying to image search an actress named Mxcbnhj Dxtplt, or something. This chick better be hot.
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    Create-a-Rumor

    Okay, did that. Then I threw up. Hope that doesn't have a negative effect on my salvation. It definitely changed the color of the rug. I hope the handshake is a little easier.
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    What film made you really think?

    Nowadays, all movies make me think. Mostly they make me think, "Am I gonna make it to the end without taking a pee break?" It's really very sad.
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    Create-a-Rumor

    I told you, the radio people. You know - those mysterious voices in the airwaves that tell us things that no one else knows, and direct us to do things we otherwise wouldn't dream of doing, and editorialize on our behavior and our lives in general, and occasionally sing old-time rock 'n roll in...
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    Create-a-Rumor

    In a word, salvation. I know that if only I believe unto the Frisbee, I will enter the divine Frisbee Box in the sky when I die, no matter what misbegotten dumb-ass deeds I may have committed here on earth. My wife, dog, cats, and bird will also enter, as will the ever-present radio people...
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    Create-a-Rumor

    The simple yet glorious story of the Immaculate Frisbee has awakened a spiritual epiphany within me. The radio people like it, too. Can we be Frisbetarians?
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    Longer Needles for Bigger Bottoms!

    Are there pictures? There really should be pictures.
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    What really pisses me off!

    Speaking as a low-life, I resemble that remark. (And sometimes, like now, the view from down here can be very enlightening.)
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    Create-a-Rumor

    I know this one is true, because the radio people told it to me when my mullet blew back while I was driving in my rusted-out Ford Ranchero. Buffie, Fatlane, and Kelligrl are triplet love children of Shelly Winters and a rogue blue alien from Ursa Minor. When the alien decided to go home...
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    Create-a-Rumor

    Damn, I like that rumor. It suggests that (a) I have enough hair to grow a mullet, (b) I know what a Le Car is, and (c) I'm flexible enough to reach my own hiney (although there have been rumors that my head is housed in an orifice in that vicinity). As for you, fatlane, I'm not admitting...
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    Longer Needles for Bigger Bottoms!

    This, too, is oddly arousing.
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    Create-a-Rumor

    Why does the thought of Buffie getting back-fat implants turn me on? Oh yeah, I remember. I'm one 'a them fat-lovin' pervs. (Does this qualify as a rumor even if it's true?)
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    What really pisses me off!

    What passes for gossip can be anything from the relaying of irrelevant but interesting information to vicious character assassination. Often gossip tells more about the gossiper than the gossipee. When someone hears gossip about himself/herself, the first logical question should be, is it...
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    The women of Harry Potter

    As a Harry Potter geek myself, I must confess to being embarrassed about not remembering this. Good job, Trisha. We stand (or sit) corrected.
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    The women of Harry Potter

    I was disappointed that so many of the subplots were left out (the house elves, for instance) and that the story was so attenuated in general. Of course, to do the book justice, the movie would have to be half again as long as it was, which would have been fine with me. I also was...
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    What happens when Fatlane reaches 1000 posts?

    If it turns out that my ass is under your butt, I'm going to have a severe case of separation anxiety, coupled with great confusion. I like SaucyWench's idea of using both hands to locate it. A compass would help, too - I expect it should be to the south, if I'm standing. Of course, I'd...
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    Everyone wish AnnMarie a happy B-day

    Happy birthday, lovely and beautiful AnnMarie!
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    Do you value your privacy? (political)

    Can we combine the two? It takes me about three hours to get through a meal when I use chopsticks, and it would be nice to see a movie while I'm doing it.
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    What changes would you make? (political)

    Given current policies, a black mask, leather camisole, and whip might be more appropriate.
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