As a transplanted Texan (born in NJ, in TX since 2006), I got a kick out of this list I found on Facebook.
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You're from Texas if...........
1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.
2. You think...