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_now_ I get the 'naughty' bit

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Ample Pie

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Not that kind of naughty bit...

When I was little, my mom used to sing a song to my brother and me.

(to the tune of 'Mary Had A Little Lamb')
Mary had a little lamb,
some lobster and some stew
a glass of milk, a piece of pie
and some macaroons
it made the naughty waiters grin
to see her order so
and when they carried Mary out
they were sad to see her go


I never understood why the the waiters were "naughty," now I know. They were enjoying watching Mary eat..and eat. :)!
 

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