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moore2me

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Dmitra, I did try salting and burning it. The next morning, when I let the dog out to pee, there was the computer on the door step. The screen which I had burned last night had been rebuilt and a message was running across it reading "FEED MEE SEE MOORE". (The darned thing never could run spell check!)

I have a few other tricks I am going to try. I am encrypting this message in the Navaho Code Talker Language so the stoopid computer cannot read it. I am sure you will be able to interpret. (I am attaching a code to decode that my computer cannot read. It is in Pig Latin.)

1. First, I am going to fry bacon for breakfast and rub plenty of grease on the hardware and keyboard. I will download some loops of sounds of baby ducks, chicks, and mice screaming distress calls. Then I'll put some pieces of crispy bacon between the screen and keyboard and lay the whole contraption out for my chow and metal crunching cattle dog to tear apart.

2. If this electronic hound from hades is still in my 16th circle I will baptize it with 5 gallons of pure Arkansas river water. This will be collected downstream at my favorite fishing spot - at the discharge of the municipal sewage plant, chicken rendering works, and DEET factory.

After the baptism, it is tradition for the item dunked to be set on fire. I will also drive a stake through its battery. If the hound from hello comes back again, who am I gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
 

Dmitra

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Name the first music video you ever watched on MTV or similar station.

1. Love is a Battlefield -- Pat Benetar
2. Michael Jackson's Thriller
3. The Adams Family - MC Hammer
4. Land Down Under - Men at Work
5. Lonely Boy - Andrew Gold
6. Herbie Hancock - Rockit
7. XTC - Life Begins at the Hop
8. Randy Travis - Forever and Ever Amen

9. Daydream Believer - The Monkees (XTC was on a local station. My first intro to MTV was when they rebroadcast the TV show.)
 

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Name the first music video you ever watched on MTV or similar station.

1. Love is a Battlefield -- Pat Benetar
2. Michael Jackson's Thriller
3. The Adams Family - MC Hammer
4. Land Down Under - Men at Work
5. Lonely Boy - Andrew Gold
6. Herbie Hancock - Rockit
7. XTC - Life Begins at the Hop
8. Randy Travis - Forever and Ever Amen
9. Daydream Believer - The Monkees (XTC was on a local station. My first intro to MTV was when they rebroadcast the TV show.)

10. Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
 

swamptoad

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Name the first music video you ever watched on MTV or similar station.

1. Love is a Battlefield -- Pat Benetar
2. Michael Jackson's Thriller
3. The Adams Family - MC Hammer
4. Land Down Under - Men at Work
5. Lonely Boy - Andrew Gold
6. Herbie Hancock - Rockit
7. XTC - Life Begins at the Hop
8. Randy Travis - Forever and Ever Amen
9. Daydream Believer - The Monkees (XTC was on a local station. My first intro to MTV was when they rebroadcast the TV show.)
10. Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel

11. Money For Nothing - Dire Straits
 

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Name the first music video you ever watched on MTV or similar station.

1. Love is a Battlefield -- Pat Benetar
2. Michael Jackson's Thriller
3. The Adams Family - MC Hammer
4. Land Down Under - Men at Work
5. Lonely Boy - Andrew Gold
6. Herbie Hancock - Rockit
7. XTC - Life Begins at the Hop
8. Randy Travis - Forever and Ever Amen
9. Daydream Believer - The Monkees (XTC was on a local station. My first intro to MTV was when they rebroadcast the TV show.)
10. Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel

11. Money For Nothing - Dire Straits
12. Looking for a New Love- Jody Watley
 

Tad

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Name the first music video you ever watched on MTV or similar station.

1. Love is a Battlefield -- Pat Benetar
2. Michael Jackson's Thriller
3. The Adams Family - MC Hammer
4. Land Down Under - Men at Work
5. Lonely Boy - Andrew Gold
6. Herbie Hancock - Rockit
7. XTC - Life Begins at the Hop
8. Randy Travis - Forever and Ever Amen
9. Daydream Believer - The Monkees (XTC was on a local station. My first intro to MTV was when they rebroadcast the TV show.)
10. Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel

11. Money For Nothing - Dire Straits
12. Looking for a New Love- Jody Watley

13. Take on Me - Aha (we didn't have cable for the longest time ....)
 
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