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WillSpark

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Oh hey guys, the Rapture happened.

But it turns out it wasn't the Christians getting raptured. It was the vegans.

Turns out being vegan just makes you better than everyone else.

Oh and if you're vegan and you weren't raptured, then you were never a true vegan, anyway
 

Zowie

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Oh hey guys, the Rapture happened.

But it turns out it wasn't the Christians getting raptured. It was the vegans.

Turns out being vegan just makes you better than everyone else.

Oh and if you're vegan and you weren't raptured, then you were never a true vegan, anyway

Dude, that means 99% of the people I work with, for, and next to are gone.
BEST. DAY. EVAH.
 

WillSpark

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Dude, that means 99% of the people I work with, for, and next to are gone.
BEST. DAY. EVAH.

Just remember that if they're still there next time you go into work, they weren't true vegans and you can laugh at them.:D
 

Goreki

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I think if the rapture had actually happened (WORST RAPTURE EVER!!!)
My list would have only about five people on it. They can stay out.

The rest of you need to be taught how to wrestle crocodiles while wearing kangaroo fur bikinis and drinking wine out of the cask.

I will be your angry crocodile.
 

luvbigfellas

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No one's wife ever is. Or girlfriend. I wonder why that could be...:batting: Maybe it's because most girls don't really like me too much...hmm...
 

Goreki

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No one's wife ever is. Or girlfriend. I wonder why that could be...:batting: Maybe it's because most girls don't really like me too much...hmm...
Or simply that most people don't like thier partner having those kind of extra curricular activities :p
 

Bighairyman

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No one's wife ever is. Or girlfriend. I wonder why that could be...:batting: Maybe it's because most girls don't really like me too much...hmm...

I have no strings to any girls that would even be remotely mad. I will take you up on that offer.:eat2:
 
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