Best Movie Line Ever?

[AuntHen]

I love Jonah Hill's acting so hard!

 

[Donna]

"My dear, never let anyone tell you to be ashamed of your figure!" Captain Gregg, The Ghost & Mrs. Muir

 

[svenm2112]

Make him an offer he can't refuse

 

[LarryTheNoodleGuy]

"Naw, man. I'm pretty f---kin' far from ok." Pulp Fiction, 1994
"I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you came along!" Horsefeathers, 1932
"Push the button, Max!" The Great Race, 1965
"Did anyone ever tell you that you're a moron?" The King Of Comedy, 1983

 

[kyle]

Is there really NOT a funny line/scene from Animal House?

"I have a husband named Dean Wormer"
"A pledge pin on your uniform!"
"I really hate those guys"
"You mind if we dance with your dates"

This could go on for pages.

Or the scene where Belushi smashes the guitar? Supposedly that was not in the movie. There was a documentary/the making of Animal House and Belushi just went off. In the interview (think it was Ramis, maybe Landis) said, "Hey it's Belushi, sometimes you just let the camera roll. Look at the face of the guy playing the guitar, ("I gave my love a cherry" ...) he's not expecting it/looks terrified." Toooooo Fuuuuuuny.

 

[FFAscinated]

Just discovered this thread. LOVED The Great Race.
"7:30. Rise and shine."
"7:30? You rise! You shine!"

 

[FFAscinated]

"Have fun stormin' the castle!"

 

[LarryTheNoodleGuy]

Just discovered this thread. LOVED The Great Race.
"7:30. Rise and shine."
"7:30? You rise! You shine!"

PUSH THE BUTTON, MAX!!!!

 

[RVGleason]

From runaway airplane scene in ‘It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World’:

“What are you, the Hostess?”

 

[FFAscinated]

"I want to announce my presence with authority!' - Bull Durham

I think of it when I listen to Beethoven. Almost every orchestral piece he wrote starts with a bang: a BIG crashing chord as if to say, 'Shut the f*** up! We're playing music here."

 

[svenm2112]

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore

 

[FFAscinated]

Also from Bull Durham: "The rose goes in the front, big guy."

 

[kyle]

“Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don’t you think?” – Crash Davis

 

[FFAscinated]

"In a lot of parks, that ball woulda been in."
"Name one."
"Yellowstone?"
- Major League

 

[kyle]

Another flick with great quotes.

Charlie Sheen answering the phone from jail, " Spring training? I don't think I can make it by then"

"Get that man a uniform"

"Check Please" - Charlie sheen

 

[MattB]

Just to be contrarian...

 

[kyle]

"It's Czechoslovakia, will zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out."

 

[Green Eyed Fairy]

 

[kyle]

"You told him I was going to throw the deuce, didn't you"

 

[Donna]

“That techno rock you guys listen to is gutless!”