Dumb & Dumber
[While driving through Nebraska] Harry Dunne: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. Lloyd Christmas: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
[Reading off the newsroom teleprompter] Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match. Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.