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Honestly...I doubt it was an "antique". LOL

 

Right? Either way, it probably died a happy bed.

Speaking of antiques, has anyone ever driven one of those 1960s era muscle cars? I used to have a 1966 Mustang and anyone who’s ever driven one of those or similar car knows unless you modify the rear suspension they’ll bounce around on you if you get going too fast. They had those old leaf springs which pretty much date back to the Roman chariot.

Anyway I had a partner who loved vintage cars and wanted to have sex in one. She was not an ounce under 330. Aside from the backseat of that old Mustang being awkward as hell for sex, the suspension was barely up to the task. I thought I heard the tailpipes bouncing off the ground a couple times!

 

I would be mortified if that happened to me while having sex. I'm a very private person when it comes to that
part of a relationship.

 

Ah, the Mustang II. Now that’s a dark corner of automotive history I wish we could just forget about. Sort of like Michael Jordan’s sojourn with the Wizzards (and don’t even get me started on that foray into baseball) or Jonny Unitas finishing his career with the Chargers. You almost forget they happened. Then you remeber and wish they never did!

That’s the Mustang II.

 

in the back of an old volkswagen beetle or a ford econoline.

 

18 wheeler.

Lots of hand holds and the bunk is the perfect height.

 

yep. semis are great too if you have a sleeper.

 

That's why I said "bunk". I've never driven anything but OTR

 

I trust you’ve put that big truck’s suspension to the test many a time!

 

If the trucks a rockin dont come a knockin!

 

My wife and I did "christen" my truck a few times

She wanted to sleep in the truck afterwards. We stayed in it for a few hours. Then I went in the house to the kingsize bed.
Most sleeper tractors mattress is about a super single size. I love to touch and hold my bbw wife but at 51 yo I still need my sleep!