Best Place to Have Sex?

Honestly...I doubt it was an "antique". LOL

 

Right? Either way, it probably died a happy bed.

Speaking of antiques, has anyone ever driven one of those 1960s era muscle cars? I used to have a 1966 Mustang and anyone who’s ever driven one of those or similar car knows unless you modify the rear suspension they’ll bounce around on you if you get going too fast. They had those old leaf springs which pretty much date back to the Roman chariot.

Anyway I had a partner who loved vintage cars and wanted to have sex in one. She was not an ounce under 330. Aside from the backseat of that old Mustang being awkward as hell for sex, the suspension was barely up to the task. I thought I heard the tailpipes bouncing off the ground a couple times!

 

If you are gonna go! Make it worth it!!!!!!

 

There was a certain Mercedes that kept loosing the pins to the passenger side fenders.... might have been the corpulent passenger. Damned if we didn’t hit more parking dividers and curbs!

 

I would be mortified if that happened to me while having sex. I'm a very private person when it comes to that
part of a relationship.

 

I definately understand that aspect of the delicate situation.

 

Oh My Lord! That reminded me of attempting the dirty deed in the back of a Mustang II ages ago! Damned thing had a little hump (oh gee, that's funny) in the middle of the back seat. It was not a good go for her back or mine either. But I toughed it out cause I'm a man and that's what men do!

 

Ah, the Mustang II. Now that’s a dark corner of automotive history I wish we could just forget about. Sort of like Michael Jordan’s sojourn with the Wizzards (and don’t even get me started on that foray into baseball) or Jonny Unitas finishing his career with the Chargers. You almost forget they happened. Then you remeber and wish they never did!

That’s the Mustang II.

 

Yeah. What a nice piece of crap that car was.