mottiemushroom
Give it some welly!!!
worst:
Whilst staring at my chest a guy asked if he could f**k me standing up cos he was scared of heights.
You look good in uniform, but i bet you look better out of it.
I've just brought some viagra - would you like to help me test it?
best:
I once asked a guy with a stutter if it was true that men with stutters were better at oral sex ..... he lived up to the challenge & we stayed together until he moved away
:eat2: :smitten:
Whilst staring at my chest a guy asked if he could f**k me standing up cos he was scared of heights.
You look good in uniform, but i bet you look better out of it.
I've just brought some viagra - would you like to help me test it?
best:
I once asked a guy with a stutter if it was true that men with stutters were better at oral sex ..... he lived up to the challenge & we stayed together until he moved away
:eat2: :smitten: 
