Caption This!

[Dromond]

Photo illustration shows a man dressed up for a Halloween celebration event. Frightened visitors at a Taiwanese theme park have repeatedly attacked actors dressed in ghost costumes in a "haunted theatre" attraction, the company said Tuesday. (AFP/File/Mark Ralston)

 

[frankman]

Photo illustration shows a man dressed up for a Halloween celebration event. Frightened visitors at a Taiwanese theme park have repeatedly attacked actors dressed in ghost costumes in a "haunted theatre" attraction, the company said Tuesday. (AFP/File/Mark Ralston)

... but you should see the other guy.

 

[Paquito]

The new poster for Saw XV: The Guy on the Subway Who Bumped Into Me That One Time.

 

[Ernest Nagel]

The winner! Rep is on the way!

Thank you! :bow: Can I play again?

New FTC rules require Multi-level Marketing reps to reflect typical user experience. Your results may vary.

Also

Being a Toyota salesman used to be a LOT more fun.

 

[Your Plump Princess]

"Fired School Nurse Exacts Revenge"

or

"Mystery Meat: No Longer a Mystery, Lunch Lady claims."

 

[Ernest Nagel]

Alaskan manicurists are a special breed. Join us for next week's episode; Killer Cuticles of Kodiak.

 

[mossystate]

I know dating isn't easy, but eHarmony really fucked up this time

 

[BullseyeB]

Good one, Mossy!

My contribution is along the same lines:

In retrospect, maybe Dating in the Dark is a bad idea.

 

[Ernest Nagel]

Laparoscopic surgery?!? I thought you said "luck of the chop fix" surgery? Boy, is my face red!

Also

Discount WLS: Read the fine print after 50% off, guaranteed.

 

[Ernest Nagel]

So this is what a serial thread killer looks like? :doh:

 

[nitewriter]

Hello, I'm from the Blood Bank. Do you have a Gallon of O Positive you could donate now?

 

[Dromond]

"Fired School Nurse Exacts Revenge"

I would totally watch that movie. Winner!

Sorry about the delay - AGAIN - but I've been without Internet. This should be resolved, thank the Great Maker.

Edit: The rep gods hate me. I can't rep you.

 

[Dromond]

In this Aug. 10, 2010 photo, coin collector Darlene Corio, of Rochester, N.Y., right, peers through a circular window at a gold ingot weighing more than 662 ounces as her husband, Tim Corio, left, looks on at a display at the World's Fair of Money in Boston. The ingot was among two tons of California Gold Rush gold recovered from the shipwreck of the S.S. Central America which sank in 1857. (AP Photo/Steven Senne)

 

[Fat.n.sassy]

Darlene:, looking skeptical: "I don't know....looks kinda skimpy to be 8 pounds of gold to me."

Tim: "That's because it's 662 ounces, dear

 

[LovelyLiz]

Gold Bar: Now, see here, little tile. That woman we are observing through the window is making what the humans call "duck face." She is attracted to me, and trying to pose in a sexy way.

Little Tile: I have so much to learn, sinsei.

 

[CastingPearls]

Wow, lookit that Starburst next to that weird brick..... I'm hungry. Let's eat.

 

[cinnamitch]

Photo illustration shows a man dressed up for a Halloween celebration event. Frightened visitors at a Taiwanese theme park have repeatedly attacked actors dressed in ghost costumes in a "haunted theatre" attraction, the company said Tuesday. (AFP/File/Mark Ralston)

Meet the new Claims adjuster for Blue Cross Blue Shield. Sorry for the mess, he was just reviewing a claim submitted by Mrs, O'Toole who is recently dissec err, deceased.

 

[frankman]

Father and son Goldbar laughing at the fact that they succesfully put humantiy in a washing machine.

 

[nitewriter]

AntiquesRoadshow Appraiser...."Well this is one of the Yellow Bricks from the Yellow Brick Road it was somewhere in the the road between Munchkinland & the Emerald City before the Interstate went thru there in 1988. Do you have any idea of its value?"

 

[BurlesqueBrit]

After years of reconnaissance the brick people are prepared for invasion